Reasons why you'll never be a dry.

[Mr Boozificator]

Name yours, here's two of mine:

-Because the naughty girls don't hang around milk bars (it's something more reserved to old drunken perverts).
-Because going down the street with no pants and singing "heyho, heyo!" would get you a room at the asylum if people didn't know you're under influence.

[Fabricsoftner]

Because doing shots of juice, somehow isnt the same

Because I would actually remember the previous night

[Bur]

I would have so much less stuff I'd almost remember and that I'd almost regret

[cloud8]

Because life would be incredibly boring.

[Bluespook]

because i will never have to be. So long as i can get yeast and sugar, i'll never go without.

[knumbskull]

it would interfere with my schedule.

[Wingman]

i would hate to disappoint all my fans.

[Mayhem]

It would go against my genetic imprinting.

[Rumhead]

Because the voices tell me to drink. They are never wrong.

[Jiggers McCoy]

Drys, at some level, don't trust themselves. They are scared to let the lizard brain take over. What might happen?

Fucking LIFE happens. 99 of the 100 greatest stories of my life involve booze. And I'm confident enough in my innate awesomeness that I know nothing too bad will happen.

[ghostface1]

because knowing where my pants are just isn't that big of a deal to me

[Screwball]

Because huffing airplane glue just isnt enough of a buzz.

[whiskeyprick]

I'd have to go out of business.

[Savage]

Because I don't wanna.

[JohnnyT]

I'm from Cleveland.