Wednesday Night Throwdown

[fiyah]

Gin sounds good.. Hendricks and Fresca! Sounds kinda yuppyish, but I'm striving for drunkenism..


(spellchecker is scolding me for the newly created vocabulary)

[Modern Drunkard]

Plainly, sir, you don't have twitter account.

[Modern Drunkard]

Gin sounds good.. Hendricks and Fresca! Sounds kinda yuppyish, but I'm striving for drunkenism..


(spellchecker is scolding me for the newly created vocabulary)

Hey hey hey--- don't knock the gin and ginger. I think I'm on to something here. I feel some kind of goddamn magic. I put bitters in this and I can paint it. We'll call it the Last Best Chance.

[Judge]

hold the fuck up.
when did you get married again?

March 5th. In Vegas, By Elvis, or at least one of his minions.

I know that guy. I got a pic of teh two of us on the shelf behind teh TIKI bar at work. I had to walk all the way through teh casino to get my "free" picture though.

I'm thinking he wasn't really Elvis but I've been wrong before.

[Modern Drunkard]

All right chaps, here is when we level out. Before the main rush to the flag. Gin is the leveller.

[Rumhead]

Let's get loaded. Not sure about your circumstances on a Wednesday night and I'm not aware of all your cheap excuses, but let's get loaded. Me, I'm already flying high and wide. Torqued up. Let's build an empire of this evening. A vast Angkor Wat of drunkenness. Together. You and I. Us.

I feel like this was the guy blowing into a rams horn calling the boozers that I'm sure ai readin some back issue. Anyway

DRINK MOTHERUFKER DRINK MOTERCUKER DRINK!@

[Modern Drunkard]

hold the fuck up.
when did you get married again?

March 5th. In Vegas, By Elvis, or at least one of his minions.

I know that guy. I got a pic of teh two of us on the shelf behind the TIKI bar at work. I had to walk all the way through teh casino to get my "free" picture though.

I'm thinking he wasn't really Elvis but I've been wrong before.

This was a different Elvis. Nice guy. Attached to the temple. http://www.weekirk.com/ He did the exact same spiel as the Elvis's on stage at the 3rd Con so I think they must talk amongst themselves.

[nic the chick]

Plainly, sir, you don't have twitter account.

as says my pal casino:"with all due respect sir, i do not twitter."

[nic the chick]

This was a different Elvis. Nice guy. Attached to the temple. http://www.weekirk.com/ He did the exact same spiel as the Elvis's on stage at the 3rd Con so I think they must talk amongst themselves.

i got married at the wee kirk o'the glendale in may.

[fiyah]

Gin sounds good.. Hendricks and Fresca! Sounds kinda yuppyish, but I'm striving for drunkenism..


(spellchecker is scolding me for the newly created vocabulary)

Hey hey hey--- don't knock the gin and ginger. I think I'm on to something here. I feel some kind of goddamn magic. I put bitters in this and I can paint it. We'll call it the Last Best Chance.

I'm not knocking it- I'm partaking in my own variation of the gin ginger..

The trick to any proper mixed drink is as little ice as possible..

[Modern Drunkard]

This was a different Elvis. Nice guy. Attached to the temple. http://www.weekirk.com/ He did the exact same spiel as the Elvis's on stage at the 3rd Con so I think they must talk amongst themselves.

i got married at the wee kirk o'the glendale in may.

They have a Glendale CA branch?

[Judge]

This was a different Elvis. Nice guy. Attached to the temple. http://www.weekirk.com/ He did the exact same spiel as the Elvis's on stage at the 3rd Con so I think they must talk amongst themselves.

i got married at the wee kirk o'the glendale in may.

They have a Glendale CA branch?

Different church, same name.

[Modern Drunkard]

Gin sounds good.. Hendricks and Fresca! Sounds kinda yuppyish, but I'm striving for drunkenism..


(spellchecker is scolding me for the newly created vocabulary)

Hey hey hey--- don't knock the gin and ginger. I think I'm on to something here. I feel some kind of goddamn magic. I put bitters in this and I can paint it. We'll call it the Last Best Chance.

I'm not knocking it- I'm partaking in my own variation of the gin ginger..

The trick to any proper mixed drink is as little ice as possible..

little ice as possible? Why? It;s a long complicated story as to why Americans put ice their dirnks, but it's worth telling and I wish Judge was here to tell it to you. It's mostly about the ice in the Great Lakes. Anyhoo, do not turn your goddamn nose up at drinks with ice. We, meaning colonists,, goddamned killed fuckers who had very little different accents, for that right.

[nic the chick]

little ice as possible? Why? It;s a long complicated story as to why Americans put ice their dirnks, but it's worth telling and I wish Judge was here to tell it to you. It's mostly about the ice in the Great Lakes. Anyhoo, do not turn your goddamn nose up at drinks with ice. We, meaning colonists,, goddamned killed fuckers who had very little different accents, for that right.

ice is how i stay hydrated.
someone told me the other night that i should drink a glass of water between my drinks. i politely informed he rthat i am a medical professional and during my schooling i learned that ice is made of water, and irt melts and goes into my body.
nonplussed, she was.
i bet she eats salad as a meal.

[fiyah]

From my perspective, more ice means less room for alcohol.. The size of the glass can only hold so much volume.. A normal tall beverage should require say 3 or 4 ice cubes for proper cooling purposes.. Beyond that, they're just taking up space..