Saturday Night Throwdown

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Why would we not? Chaps,ladies, I'm loaded. Plainly. But it can get better. Finishing off that goddamn Yazi ginger vocka, as a mater of honor. Clear it out. Then, then by God, we get loaded. Old school. I'm talking 2006.

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Modern Drunkard wrote:Why would we not? Chaps,ladies, I'm loaded. Plainly. But it can get better. Finishing off that goddamn Yazi ginger vocka, as a mater of honor. Clear it out. Then, then by God, we get loaded. Old school. I'm talking 2006.
Wait....there was a 2006? Did I miss it?
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Oh hell yes there was a 2006. A golden era. We couldn't lose in 06. It was golden. And unlosable.

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I can do shots in here too... OGD@0109

alas, you've caught me as i'm waning toward coma...
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Lets. Quoting my favorite words from Frank, whiskey is the key that sets the monkey free.
May those who love us, love us
and those who don't love us, may god turn their hearts
and if he can't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles
so we'll know 'em by their limping!

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I'm in.
Every Pabst I drink gives me the strength to lift this heavy bottle of Ezra Brooks to my mouth. In an hour the bar nex door will be closing and I will stand pantless in the yard trollin for skank.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Onto the gin. I vaguely remember insulting the gin last throwdown. I deeply regret that. Gin is the savior. Best of liquors, certainly. Top rate.

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I was just praising gin at work yesterday.
steved wrote:Proof is just information.
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I'm afraid I've misplaced 2006. All I remember is a framed poster on my wall reflecting something in Las Vegas and that I brought home a illegal Scotsman alien. They said I won a car but instead I got a small man in a kilt. Really have no idea what happend after that. Oh, my 25th anniversary. Some say FKR said something about it but I was deep in my cups. "A guy in a pineapple shirt!" yelled Titsa Galore. BMMS now has that shirt.....let them yell for him. I was perfectly happy holding down those three stairs.
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I lack the gin, but the whiskey, oh the whiskey... lets take this handle down.
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so we'll know 'em by their limping!

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G_W wrote:I was just praising gin at work yesterday.
Sir, you should praise gin every day. It if is the finest thing to ever visit we poor humans. A gift from God. Gods. Whichever.

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Nothing beats gin for mixing. Whiskey should be drunk straight, with perhaps the occasional bourbon and coke or manhattan. Gin however, has endless amounts of cocktails from the martini to the foghorn to the gin and tonic. It sure beats the hell out of vodka.
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Done with gin. Devils urine and all that. The bourbon seems the likely victim.

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Why aren't you over in chat with the rest of us getting loaded in semi real time?
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Modern Drunkard wrote:Oh hell yes there was a 2006. A golden era. We couldn't lose in 06. It was golden. And unlosable.
We can reclaim it. Sailor is my vehicle.
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