Saturday Night Throwdown
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Saturday Night Throwdown
Why would we not? Chaps,ladies, I'm loaded. Plainly. But it can get better. Finishing off that goddamn Yazi ginger vocka, as a mater of honor. Clear it out. Then, then by God, we get loaded. Old school. I'm talking 2006.
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Re: Saturday Night Throwdown
Wait....there was a 2006? Did I miss it?Modern Drunkard wrote:Why would we not? Chaps,ladies, I'm loaded. Plainly. But it can get better. Finishing off that goddamn Yazi ginger vocka, as a mater of honor. Clear it out. Then, then by God, we get loaded. Old school. I'm talking 2006.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Oh hell yes there was a 2006. A golden era. We couldn't lose in 06. It was golden. And unlosable.
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Re: Saturday Night Throwdown
I can do shots in here too... OGD@0109
alas, you've caught me as i'm waning toward coma...
alas, you've caught me as i'm waning toward coma...
Be safe everyone.
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Re: Saturday Night Throwdown
Lets. Quoting my favorite words from Frank, whiskey is the key that sets the monkey free.
May those who love us, love us
and those who don't love us, may god turn their hearts
and if he can't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles
so we'll know 'em by their limping!
Drunk Orson Welles Outtake
Rise drunkards, rise! Rise for shots, and for drinks, and the liver ending!
and those who don't love us, may god turn their hearts
and if he can't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles
so we'll know 'em by their limping!
Drunk Orson Welles Outtake
Rise drunkards, rise! Rise for shots, and for drinks, and the liver ending!
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Re: Saturday Night Throwdown
I'm in.
Every Pabst I drink gives me the strength to lift this heavy bottle of Ezra Brooks to my mouth. In an hour the bar nex door will be closing and I will stand pantless in the yard trollin for skank.
Every Pabst I drink gives me the strength to lift this heavy bottle of Ezra Brooks to my mouth. In an hour the bar nex door will be closing and I will stand pantless in the yard trollin for skank.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Onto the gin. I vaguely remember insulting the gin last throwdown. I deeply regret that. Gin is the savior. Best of liquors, certainly. Top rate.
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I was just praising gin at work yesterday.
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I'm afraid I've misplaced 2006. All I remember is a framed poster on my wall reflecting something in Las Vegas and that I brought home a illegal Scotsman alien. They said I won a car but instead I got a small man in a kilt. Really have no idea what happend after that. Oh, my 25th anniversary. Some say FKR said something about it but I was deep in my cups. "A guy in a pineapple shirt!" yelled Titsa Galore. BMMS now has that shirt.....let them yell for him. I was perfectly happy holding down those three stairs.
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: Saturday Night Throwdown
I lack the gin, but the whiskey, oh the whiskey... lets take this handle down.
May those who love us, love us
and those who don't love us, may god turn their hearts
and if he can't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles
so we'll know 'em by their limping!
Drunk Orson Welles Outtake
Rise drunkards, rise! Rise for shots, and for drinks, and the liver ending!
and those who don't love us, may god turn their hearts
and if he can't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles
so we'll know 'em by their limping!
Drunk Orson Welles Outtake
Rise drunkards, rise! Rise for shots, and for drinks, and the liver ending!
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Sir, you should praise gin every day. It if is the finest thing to ever visit we poor humans. A gift from God. Gods. Whichever.G_W wrote:I was just praising gin at work yesterday.
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Re: Saturday Night Throwdown
Nothing beats gin for mixing. Whiskey should be drunk straight, with perhaps the occasional bourbon and coke or manhattan. Gin however, has endless amounts of cocktails from the martini to the foghorn to the gin and tonic. It sure beats the hell out of vodka.
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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Done with gin. Devils urine and all that. The bourbon seems the likely victim.
Re: Saturday Night Throwdown
Why aren't you over in chat with the rest of us getting loaded in semi real time?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Saturday Night Throwdown
We can reclaim it. Sailor is my vehicle.Modern Drunkard wrote:Oh hell yes there was a 2006. A golden era. We couldn't lose in 06. It was golden. And unlosable.
Alcohol makes us better human beings. - FKR
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