What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)
I'm a social drunk. Even if that means socially typing on a keyboard alone in a dark room with a bottle of Jack. Not that I'm doing anything like that, of course...I have work tomorrow.
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)
Eh, we'll thank youanyway. Cuz youre here. You get to a Drunkard Invasion or (godwilling-see.... like "Inshallah") a real Drunkard Convention, be prepared to get drenched with free drinks. Until we run low on funds then you are on your own. Oh and there are a few rules.
No really there aren't...just don't end up in the emergency room. We can't go inthere. Maybe SteveD can, but he's got a special light around him.
No really there aren't...just don't end up in the emergency room. We can't go inthere. Maybe SteveD can, but he's got a special light around him.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)
and a few balloons.Judge wrote:Eh, we'll thank youanyway. Cuz youre here. You get to a Drunkard Invasion or (godwilling-see.... like "Inshallah") a real Drunkard Convention, be prepared to get drenched with free drinks. Until we run low on funds then you are on your own. Oh and there are a few rules.
No really there aren't...just don't end up in the emergency room. We can't go inthere. Maybe SteveD can, but he's got a special light around him.
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)
have a drink.Wingman wrote:there's a whole lot of words in this thread. and that's a fact.
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)
Speed-reading is easier if you speed-drink at the same time.Wingman wrote:there's a whole lot of words in this thread. and that's a fact.
like tears in rain
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)
nic the chick wrote:have a drink.Wingman wrote:there's a whole lot of words in this thread. and that's a fact.
you ladies are so darn wise and nice. while i'm up, what can i get ya?Savage wrote:Speed-reading is easier if you speed-drink at the same time.Wingman wrote:there's a whole lot of words in this thread. and that's a fact.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)
jwb and a glass of red.Wingman wrote:
you ladies are so darn wise and nice. while i'm up, what can i get ya?
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)
I'll take you up on that...what's preventing it from happening?Judge wrote:Eh, we'll thank youanyway. Cuz youre here. You get to a Drunkard Invasion or (godwilling-see.... like "Inshallah") a real Drunkard Convention, be prepared to get drenched with free drinks. Until we run low on funds then you are on your own. Oh and there are a few rules.
No really there aren't...just don't end up in the emergency room. We can't go inthere. Maybe SteveD can, but he's got a special light around him.
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)
I think it's brutal hammer time.Wingman wrote:nic the chick wrote:have a drink.Wingman wrote:there's a whole lot of words in this thread. and that's a fact.you ladies are so darn wise and nice. while i'm up, what can i get ya?Savage wrote:Speed-reading is easier if you speed-drink at the same time.Wingman wrote:there's a whole lot of words in this thread. and that's a fact.
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)
da-da-da-da...da-da...da-da.Savage wrote: I think it's brutal hammer time.
can't touch this.
Stupid should hurt.
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