What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)

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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)

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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)

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Eh, we'll thank youanyway. Cuz youre here. You get to a Drunkard Invasion or (godwilling-see.... like "Inshallah") a real Drunkard Convention, be prepared to get drenched with free drinks. Until we run low on funds then you are on your own. Oh and there are a few rules.


No really there aren't...just don't end up in the emergency room. We can't go inthere. Maybe SteveD can, but he's got a special light around him.
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)

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Judge wrote:Eh, we'll thank youanyway. Cuz youre here. You get to a Drunkard Invasion or (godwilling-see.... like "Inshallah") a real Drunkard Convention, be prepared to get drenched with free drinks. Until we run low on funds then you are on your own. Oh and there are a few rules.


No really there aren't...just don't end up in the emergency room. We can't go inthere. Maybe SteveD can, but he's got a special light around him.
and a few balloons.
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)

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Wingman wrote:there's a whole lot of words in this thread. and that's a fact.
have a drink.
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)

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Wingman wrote:there's a whole lot of words in this thread. and that's a fact.
Speed-reading is easier if you speed-drink at the same time.
like tears in rain

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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)

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nic the chick wrote:
Wingman wrote:there's a whole lot of words in this thread. and that's a fact.
have a drink.
Savage wrote:
Wingman wrote:there's a whole lot of words in this thread. and that's a fact.
Speed-reading is easier if you speed-drink at the same time.
you ladies are so darn wise and nice. while i'm up, what can i get ya?
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)

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Wingman wrote:
you ladies are so darn wise and nice. while i'm up, what can i get ya?
jwb and a glass of red.
For a forreal party, you needs to be takin a mirror off of the wall and shit.
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)

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Judge wrote:Eh, we'll thank youanyway. Cuz youre here. You get to a Drunkard Invasion or (godwilling-see.... like "Inshallah") a real Drunkard Convention, be prepared to get drenched with free drinks. Until we run low on funds then you are on your own. Oh and there are a few rules.


No really there aren't...just don't end up in the emergency room. We can't go inthere. Maybe SteveD can, but he's got a special light around him.
I'll take you up on that...what's preventing it from happening?
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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)

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Wingman wrote:
nic the chick wrote:
Wingman wrote:there's a whole lot of words in this thread. and that's a fact.
have a drink.
Savage wrote:
Wingman wrote:there's a whole lot of words in this thread. and that's a fact.
Speed-reading is easier if you speed-drink at the same time.
you ladies are so darn wise and nice. while i'm up, what can i get ya?
I think it's brutal hammer time.
like tears in rain

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Re: What's new, folks? (Warning, minor rant)

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Savage wrote: I think it's brutal hammer time.
da-da-da-da...da-da...da-da.

can't touch this.
Stupid should hurt.

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