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Miss Savage..what advice would you give these children?


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I will answer these questions, one at a time.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:Dear Savage, Friday is approaching and I wonder if I should wax my legs before wearing no pants? I've heard it hurts like shit.
Do keep living up to our ideas of the French. We need the laughs.
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Drunkenstein44 wrote:Dear Ms Savage,

How did you become so beautiful and gorgeous and tantalizing and such?
Well, my grandmother told me, Beauty is pain. So I believe that I should be a whole lot prettier than I am, but what can ya do?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Dear Savage

Are you auditioning for suitors?

or what?
Hey, Schmuckatelli, this wasn't my idea!
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felinamojokitty wrote:Miss Savage..what advice would you give these children?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl2LiSjysBQ
Well, little Johnny seems to have things under control. As for the rest of the little freaks, I would have said, "Run, run for your lives!" But clearly, it is too late. Such is life.
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Savage Bloody Savage wrote: Do keep living up to our ideas of the French. We need the laughs.
bwahahahahahahaha...hee...hoo.

it's true; we do.
Stupid should hurt.

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Savage is gay.
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redshift wrote:Savage is gay.
Hey, that's my step-mother you are talking about, and much more, watch your tong young man.
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redshift wrote:Savage is gay.
Nope. When Grumpy really pisses me off, I think about turning gay, but my heart and my nether regions just can't get into it. My soon-to-be-former-co-mom-in-law tried it. But she is a flaky filly from fruitcakeland. and damn. that was a whole lot of hyphens.
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DOKTOR BoO-zificator wrote:
redshift wrote:Savage is gay.
Hey, that's my step-mother you are talking about, and much more, watch your tong young man.
I am not young fella, am flipping 27!
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redshift wrote:
DOKTOR BoO-zificator wrote:
redshift wrote:Savage is gay.
Hey, that's my step-mother you are talking about, and much more, watch your tong young man.
I am not young fella, am flipping 27!
You're right, we're living in boozetime anyway.
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Savage Bloody Savage wrote:
redshift wrote:Savage is gay.
Nope. When Grumpy really pisses me off, I think about turning gay, but my heart and my nether regions just can't get into it. My soon-to-be-former-co-mom-in-law tried it. But she is a flaky filly from fruitcakeland. and damn. that was a whole lot of hymens.
There...fixed it for you.
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Drunkenstein44 wrote:
Savage Bloody Savage wrote:
redshift wrote:Savage is gay.
Nope. When Grumpy really pisses me off, I think about turning gay, but my heart and my nether regions just can't get into it. My soon-to-be-former-co-mom-in-law tried it. But she is a flaky filly from fruitcakeland. and damn. that was a whole lot of hymens.
There...fixed it for you.
Your mind works in mysterious ways.
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Savage Bloody Savage wrote: Your mind works in mysterious ways.
I've often been told my thinking possibilities are mindless.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

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