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I have 5 girlfriends...How do dwindle this number down to 4?
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Get real, and show them your true self. And then enjoy the one hanger-on who has issues.ScurvyDog wrote:I have 5 girlfriends...How do dwindle this number down to 4?
okay, i'm feeling a bit cranky,. bring me some chocolate and Makers. a foot massage would help, also.
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Dear Savage,
What cheese goes best with bourbon and why is [name of famous semi-Australian actor/director redacted by MDM lawyers] such an arse?
Love,
Your brother-in-booze.
What cheese goes best with bourbon and why is [name of famous semi-Australian actor/director redacted by MDM lawyers] such an arse?
Love,
Your brother-in-booze.
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Is this a sly reference to the unmentionable actor/director?Savage wrote:...crackers.
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Nah, I'm just kinda hungry. I wish mom would make me some lunch, but she's dead. and was a lousy cook, anyway. Peanut butter with no jam? I hate peanut butter all on it's own. don't care if it saved a thousand starving crackers.Palinka wrote:Is this a sly reference to the unmentionable actor/director?Savage wrote:...crackers.
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Excellent double entendre.Savage wrote:Peanut butter with no jam? I hate peanut butter all on it's own. don't care if it saved a thousand starving crackers.
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tdcwillies wrote:Excellent double entendre.Savage wrote:Peanut butter with no jam? I hate peanut butter all on it's own. don't care if it saved a thousand starving crackers.
Cheers
You always did overthink things.
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is red wine (overly oaked in the western spanish style) a good accompaniment for fried fish and potato fritters?
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"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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I am here, dear brother, and I am drinking bourbon on the weekend plan. So all is copacetic.Palinka wrote:
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Dear Savage, when I marry all your daughters, do you think I should be wielding a scepter and wearing a crown? I wouldn't want to overdo it.
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
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An early gift for the Mother of the Bride(s)...
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