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Oh, dear.
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Dear Lady,

If Jimmy could Shoo you,

and

Manolo Blahnik created a Kentucky Bourbon,


Then what sort of pastry is proper?
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Duluoz wrote:Oh, dear.
He did, indeed.
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mistah willies wrote:Dear Lady,

If Jimmy could Shoo you,

and

Manolo Blahnik created a Kentucky Bourbon,


Then what sort of pastry is proper?
Tart. Always go with the tart.
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Savage wrote:
Tart. Always go with the tart.

Word.




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My VHS player seems to be broken. Should i go on and buy all that good stuff I have on tape on DVD or whait till the next stupid thing is invented and shoved down our burning throats? Tears in my eyes...
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Should I buy a pickup? I really want one but don't know if I can afford it. It would be epic for beer runs though...
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Mr. Viking wrote:Should I buy a pickup? I really want one but don't know if I can afford it. It would be epic for beer runs though...
Pick me up then. Case of beer in hand looking for a ride to hell and back and whatever fuels you. I`ll handle the ride from time to time even
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oettinger wrote:My VHS player seems to be broken. Should i go on and buy all that good stuff I have on tape on DVD or whait till the next stupid thing is invented and shoved down our burning throats? Tears in my eyes...
I feel for you. When our Betamax died, it was like the time the hamsters croaked. Like, where do we go now, from here?
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Mr. Viking wrote:Should I buy a pickup? I really want one but don't know if I can afford it. It would be epic for beer runs though...
You gotta be careful. Make sure she's been tested recently. Check out those medical documents.
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Dear lady S.

should I sometime in the next decades paint my walls again?
The thick crust of nicotine, mayonaise and bodyfluids makes it feel so much more like home.

But it disgusts the females of my age...


The drunk russian passed out behind the couch is kinda a present btw
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Dear Savage,

How close does a fly get to the ceiling before it flips over to land?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Dear Savage,

How close does a fly get to the ceiling before it flips over to land?
I'll take this one because I studied this shit in College.



Exactly the same distance it takes to land on the floor and it is different for every fly.


NEVER THE SAME!!!!


Flies are punk ass bitches on that kinda shit.
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Screwball wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:Dear Savage,

How close does a fly get to the ceiling before it flips over to land?
I'll take this one because I studied this shit in College.



Exactly the same distance it takes to land on the floor and it is different for every fly.


NEVER THE SAME!!!!


Flies are punk ass bitches on that kinda shit.


Dear Lady,

What college would a fly attend?
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