Ask Savage

[Savage]

My head is apparently large, after my father, whom my mother referred to as "Krauthead." You should in fact rejoice in your crainial fullness, as it surely means that the brain inside that bone encasing is larger than normal, meaning that you must be more intelligent than the pinheaded asses you run across everyday. After all, when I was a little girl, and the teachers did not know what to do with me, they sent me to a shrink and gave me IQ and psych tests. I was found to be rather intelligent, and not crazy, just bored.

[Another Tipsy Sailor]

Savage:

What song, if any, is inappropriate to yell along with from the juke box at last call?

Asking for a friend.

[Savage]

Savage:

What song, if any, is inappropriate to yell along with from the juke box at last call?

Asking for a friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY

oh hell, just dial 1-800-Queen. Anything with Freddie and the boys will do it.

[Another Tipsy Sailor]

That's an inappropriate song?

[oettinger]

^^^ Queen - It`s Late

[mistah willies]

Tomorrow, I'll be Lazing on a Sunday Afternoon.

Fancier than me, but there is nothing like Freddie and M**** ing Queen. Love the night of opera and the day at the races

yup


Also, all of them up until radio blahblahm

[Bur]

I don't feel all that christmasy 4 days in to a bender. Is this to be expected or just a temporary setback?

[Savage]

That's an inappropriate song?

oh, my bad. I read it as "appropriate" In my defense, ossifer, I had been drinking a bit.

[Palinka (RIP)]

I don't feel all that christmasy 4 days in to a bender. Is this to be expected or just a temporary setback?

Yes.

[mistah willies]

I don't feel all that christmasy 4 days in to a bender. Is this to be expected or just a temporary setback?

Yes.

I know, huh. Just doesn't seem so festivus around here either. I have absolutely no idea why.

Also, please understand that I do not practise nor do I subscribe to sarcasm. It makes no sense to me to do such a thing to anyone else. What you see is what you get.

But, yeah, no one around here feels that once-usual joiety (is that even a word?)

I should be asking a question here.

Hmmm.


Dear Lady Savage, how shall we raise the spirit?

[Savage]

I feel festive, more than a little bit. The Christmas tree smells like heaven, all green and sharp and delicious, and the tiny lights glow, and the ornaments fall, on account of Savage not putting them far enough back on the fucking branches, according to Grumpy, but oh shit. Thank god for bourbon. Hey? What rhymes with bourbon?

[Palinka (RIP)]

Dear Lady S.,
Why is RiPT? And how is he allowed to go near schools without being "taken down" by the cops?

[LasVegasMidSummer]

Hello Savage I have an important question for you. I remember you from years ago. I met you and Grumpy at the Con 1. I used to live in Washington state. I now live in a pink stucco in the desert. I drove by a store/ gas station etc. in my neighborhood. The store is named Grumpy's. What does this mean Savage? What does does this mean??? So cool to read MDM again.

[Savage]

Hello Savage I have an important question for you. I remember you from years ago. I met you and Grumpy at the Con 1. I used to live in Washington state. I now live in a pink stucco in the desert. I drove by a store/ gas station etc. in my neighborhood. The store is named Grumpy's. What does this mean Savage? What does does this mean??? So cool to read MDM again.

Are you the girl in the hat? Or?
Pink stucco. Desert. >shudder< You just described my life.

As for the store, that Grumpy is an impostor, and should be keelhauled--oh wait--drought. Well, he should be taken outside at noon (without sunscreen) and summarily spanked.

[mistah willies]

Would you care for a musical interlude that shows a Drunkard and a cutie pie who watch out for each other in Japan? It's simply nice.

What kind of cake would you have eaten in Okinawa, anyways?