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Re: Ask Savage
apparently that used to be a thing back in the day
if it was sweet, that was an indication of diabetes
with urea being a yeast nutrient in homebrewing, does that mean that pee wine could be a thing?
I'll fill this out when I'm smarter
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Dear Lady Savage, how do I wash monday`s suicidal tendencies best out off my head?
Or is this a "don`t drink with the messenger" type of situation?
Sorry brain, but you hafta go?!??!!?
Or is this a "don`t drink with the messenger" type of situation?
Sorry brain, but you hafta go?!??!!?
Drink!
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Re: Ask Savage
Dear Lady Savage,
Why can't Oettinger take a shower, put on clean underwear, settle down and find himself a nice girl that isn't a total Slavic basket case?
- Billy Bob McKrunkle
Incest Grove, IA
Why can't Oettinger take a shower, put on clean underwear, settle down and find himself a nice girl that isn't a total Slavic basket case?
- Billy Bob McKrunkle
Incest Grove, IA
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^ ^ ^
Also, why is the horse that wakes me up each night called a Night Mare?
Also, why is the horse that wakes me up each night called a Night Mare?
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why all these ratchet bitches be trifling?
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Well, son, that would be the horse you rode in on. Can't help you there as I am not a priest. (THEY WOULDN'T TAKE ME! sob...mistah willies wrote: ↑Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:42 pm^ ^ ^
Also, why is the horse that wakes me up each night called a Night Mare?
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Aunty Savage's Advice Column
Always sleep with your loved one, as in not the euphemism, I mean really try for some shut-eye with your intended, before the wedding. A lifetime of snoring will drive you to late night drinking, and posting, and drink-posting. *
Ear plugs can only help so much, though I have found a company that sells them a quart at a time, on Amazon. They come in my favorite color, and last a few nights, until they get smushy-yucky, or roll under the bed to mate with the dust bunnies.
*and, sometimes, midnight online shopping
Ear plugs can only help so much, though I have found a company that sells them a quart at a time, on Amazon. They come in my favorite color, and last a few nights, until they get smushy-yucky, or roll under the bed to mate with the dust bunnies.
*and, sometimes, midnight online shopping
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Re: Aunty Savage's Advice Column
About this online drunk shopping. I awoke yesterday to a notice from the CC company about a charge from the night before. I may have purchased Dwarven beard beads. What the honest fuck? Well we'll see just what this entails in a few days.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Aunty Savage's Advice Column
I have more vintage perfumes and more antique lucite purses than anyone should have. So do not take advice from me.
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Sounds naaaassty.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: Aunty Savage's Advice Column
, I snore loud when drunk,I need a deaf chick, with low senstiivty of the pudendal nerve.
Can I get t hat on Amazon?
Can I get t hat on Amazon?
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Re: Aunty Savage's Advice Column
hi
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