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Post by **oettinger** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 3:16 pm

Should the doctor be concerned when he`s tasting feces in my urin?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:45 am

oettinger wrote: ↑
Sun Jan 22, 2017 3:16 pm
Should the doctor be concerned when he`s tasting feces in my urin?

Why is your doctor drinking your pee?

rivuxgamma · Post by **rivuxgamma** » Tue Feb 07, 2017 9:04 pm

SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:45 am
Why is your doctor drinking your pee?

apparently that used to be a thing back in the day
if it was sweet, that was an indication of diabetes

with urea being a yeast nutrient in homebrewing, does that mean that pee wine could be a thing?

Post by **oettinger** » Sun Mar 05, 2017 2:10 pm

Dear Lady Savage, how do I wash monday`s suicidal tendencies best out off my head?
Or is this a "don`t drink with the messenger" type of situation?
Sorry brain, but you hafta go?!??!!?

Post by **Badfellow** » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:24 pm

Dear Lady Savage,

Why can't Oettinger take a shower, put on clean underwear, settle down and find himself a nice girl that isn't a total Slavic basket case?

- Billy Bob McKrunkle
Incest Grove, IA

Post by **mistah willies** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:42 pm

^ ^ ^

Also, why is the horse that wakes me up each night called a Night Mare?

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:49 pm

why all these ratchet bitches be trifling?

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:22 am

mistah willies wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:42 pm
^ ^ ^

Also, why is the horse that wakes me up each night called a Night Mare?

Well, son, that would be the horse you rode in on. Can't help you there as I am not a priest. (THEY WOULDN'T TAKE ME! sob...

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:51 am

Always sleep with your loved one, as in not the euphemism, I mean really try for some shut-eye with your intended, before the wedding. A lifetime of snoring will drive you to late night drinking, and posting, and drink-posting. *

Ear plugs can only help so much, though I have found a company that sells them a quart at a time, on Amazon. They come in my favorite color, and last a few nights, until they get smushy-yucky, or roll under the bed to mate with the dust bunnies.

*and, sometimes, midnight online shopping

Patchez · Post by **Patchez** » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:42 pm

About this online drunk shopping. I awoke yesterday to a notice from the CC company about a charge from the night before. I may have purchased Dwarven beard beads. What the honest fuck? Well we'll see just what this entails in a few days.

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 12:02 am

I have more vintage perfumes and more antique lucite purses than anyone should have. So do not take advice from me.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:03 pm

Patchez wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:42 pm
I may have purchased Dwarven beard beads.

Sounds naaaassty.

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:15 am

, I snore loud when drunk,I need a deaf chick, with low senstiivty of the pudendal nerve.
Can I get t hat on Amazon?

whiskeyprick · Post by **whiskeyprick** » Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:27 am

Savage · Post by **Savage** » Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:23 pm

whiskeyprick wrote: ↑
Mon Apr 10, 2017 1:27 am
hi

Yep. Are you?

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