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Patchez wrote:
SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:Okay, I'm home now. Recently spent a dreary almost-week in the hospital. Yes, the food is even worse than one might imagine.

Good news, though. My daughter's wedding is coming soon. I WILL be there. We like this soon-to-be son-in-law. So all is good.

Is he French?
Please don't spoil the surprise, I have been able to keep this secret for so long now.
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Tonight, via the land line

Lady D said that yes, it is true. Marriage occurred. This is harsh news to read, ole Boozy.

She will be posting again, soon, perhaps this weekend.

BTW, and FWIW, she sounds full of Halloween energy.

Didn't you know this about her and Tom already?

Jeez, guys, try to clear the fog.


Drink of Maker's to the west.

*whew*

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When I finally rip off the mask and start speaking with a heavy garlic breath it's going to be a hell of an Halloween.
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One for you and the marine. Chuck Berry with Drifting Heart, like in the south pacific.

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Actually, you buttheaded horndogs, my beloved son-in-law is Mexican-American. And he is a brilliant computer genius, and he got my darling daughter to stop being a vegetarian, and rejoin the world of carnivores. (Hey, my old fart introduced me to bourbon--nothing like a good man, eh?)
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Welcome back dear Lady!
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Man I go on vacation and miss everything.

Welcome back and good health Savage!
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Patchez wrote:Man I go on vacation and miss everything.

Welcome back and good health Savage!
You went on vacation, and you didn't take me? I hope that at least, somewhere in your fetid luggage, there is a souvenir for me.

Preferably liquid, and brown. And yes, I just realized how that sounds. But of course, you know that I mean. Something comestible that will make me feel keen.
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It wasn't me.

But nobody messes with the Savage.


Nobody.

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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote:
Patchez wrote:Man I go on vacation and miss everything.

Welcome back and good health Savage!
You went on vacation, and you didn't take me? I hope that at least, somewhere in your fetid luggage, there is a souvenir for me.

Preferably liquid, and brown. And yes, I just realized how that sounds. But of course, you know that I mean. Something comestible that will make me feel keen.
These happened to fall into my luggage before leaving FL.

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Dear lady savage, i have put a chopping board on my table because it is stopping spills getting in my computer. it is, however, wrinkling my tablecloth. Should i keep with it or let it go to the abyss?
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Here's a question:

What is wrong with people?
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Frankennietzsche wrote:
Fri Jan 13, 2017 10:28 pm
Here's a question:

What is wrong with people?
What is wrong with people? Nothing that couldn't be helped quite a bit by turning the sound off.
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Does incest make drunk?
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Sat Jan 21, 2017 4:51 pm
Does incest make drunk?
I didn't know the goat was family.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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