Ask Savage

[scream ale]

Should I stay where I am or keep looking for a new job?

[mistah willies]

Should I stay where I am or keep looking for a new job?

Both. Yeah, quit when there's someplace better to go.

[mistah willies]

One time I grew white carrots that tasted like radishes.

When I was quite young, I thought starship captains measured interstellar distance in parsnips.

[Savage]

Parsnips are small pieces of parsecs. As in "I am 48,000,000,000 parsnips close to being a genius."
Plus or minus 14-2/3.

[mistah willies]

Parsnips are small pieces of parsecs. As in "I am 48,000,000,000 parsnips close to being a genius."
Plus or minus 14-2/3.

Closer to 4.8 liters of Maker's Mark. Give or take a shot or two.

DRINK!



... Lady Savage.

[Savage]

It is 179 days until the happiest day of the year, Mistah Willahs. (Unless I messed up my math again.) I'm looking for some more skellies, anyhow. Did you know that they tend to crumble a bit, when stored in outside sheds and garages? That darned 107 degrees heat does them in every time. And this year, I am going to go all out and get one of those real mermaid tails for our little skellie mermaid. I think her ukulele playing suitor will like that.

Er, where am I? I think I need a nap before 0900 brunch.

[mistah willies]

...And this year, I am going to go all out and get one of those real mermaid tails for our little skellie mermaid. I think her ukulele playing suitor will like that.

Bestest, creepiest time of the year, when the thin veil between the living and the dead is at its most sheer...

Would you also make a Pirate rival suitor skellie?

[Savage]

...And this year, I am going to go all out and get one of those real mermaid tails for our little skellie mermaid. I think her ukulele playing suitor will like that.

Bestest, creepiest time of the year, when the thin veil between the living and the dead is at its most sheer...

Would you also make a Pirate rival suitor skellie?

We Might Be Robots?

I am trying to think of costume. I keep thinking of my Wonderland on LSD sort of idea. But I don't know how I will herd the psychedelic costumed cats. And I don't know if I am strong enough to carry the rather massive outfit I have in mind. (Including headress, of course.)

[mistah willies]

...And this year, I am going to go all out and get one of those real mermaid tails for our little skellie mermaid. I think her ukulele playing suitor will like that.

Bestest, creepiest time of the year, when the thin veil between the living and the dead is at its most sheer...

Would you also make a Pirate rival suitor skellie?

We Might Be Robots?

I am trying to think of costume. I keep thinking of my Wonderland on LSD sort of idea. But I don't know how I will herd the psychedelic costumed cats. And I don't know if I am strong enough to carry the rather massive outfit I have in mind. (Including headress, of course.)

Close, but it's pretty certain that you for one would appreciate the name of the band: "Death Cab for Cutie" because, ya know, it's friggin funny.

Do you think it's ill advised for me to have out candies in a greasy bathrobe? I won't live in this rental much longer anyway...

[Savage]

Bestest, creepiest time of the year, when the thin veil between the living and the dead is at its most sheer...

Would you also make a Pirate rival suitor skellie?

We Might Be Robots?

I am trying to think of costume. I keep thinking of my Wonderland on LSD sort of idea. But I don't know how I will herd the psychedelic costumed cats. And I don't know if I am strong enough to carry the rather massive outfit I have in mind. (Including headress, of course.)

Close, but it's pretty certain that you for one would appreciate the name of the band: "Death Cab for Cutie" because, ya know, it's friggin funny.

Do you think it's ill advised for me to have out candies in a greasy bathrobe? I won't live in this rental much longer anyway...

I really think that you should hand out the candies while wearing a Mighty Mouse costume.
"Here I come to save the day! Mighty Mouse is on his way. Hear I come to save the day, and if you eat that candy your teeth will go away!

[Savage]

I mean, can you here me?

[mistah willies]

I really think that you should hand out the candies while wearing a Mighty Mouse costume.
"Here I come to save the day! Mighty Mouse is on his way. Hear I come to save the day, and if you eat that candy your teeth will go away!

You know, I actually used to try to song that in the opera voice he used, but that was back when I was young.

I don't think the costume will fit, but I'll try...

[calx]

I mean, can you here me?

Do any of our voices mean anything here? :|

I'm just trying to have a little fun while the earth explodes to be honest. Is this a war simulation or what! :D All we do is fight fight fight! But my close friends are okay! Maybe we all need more close friends I dunno.

[Savage]

Enquiring minds want to know: What is the meaning of life?

[oettinger]

Not a lot to be honest