Now this is very tantalizing, and i'm not talking about Disney. Even though that sleeping beauty is pretty hot.Wingman wrote:yes, actually. nice girl, lives in charlotte. pm me next time you're stuck there.DOKTOR BoO-zificator wrote:If she's single, you know...Wingman wrote:at my wedding, one of our friends claimed to believe we were paying by the hour at the bar (not the case, we paid per drink). about 9:45 (we were going to the party house at 10:00), she's all, "hurry up and drink!" ordering doubles and triples at the bar, forcing people to do shots, etc.
i love my friends.
ooh, and she's coming down in a few weeks to go to disney with us....
My fellow lushes I request advice
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"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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you haven't lived until you've woken up with a face character.DOKTOR BoO-zificator wrote: Now this is very tantalizing, and i'm not talking about Disney. Even though that sleeping beauty is pretty hot.
face character: n. the disney employees that don't wear masks when playing characters.
Stupid should hurt.
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Aww, damn. I was picturing you waking up with Mickey.Wingman wrote:you haven't lived until you've woken up with a face character.DOKTOR BoO-zificator wrote: Now this is very tantalizing, and i'm not talking about Disney. Even though that sleeping beauty is pretty hot.
face character: n. the disney employees that don't wear masks when playing characters.
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OKAY, I WANT HER, I KAN FEEL SHE IS MY SECOND HALF. THIRSTY! RELAUNCH THE BREADCRUMBSPOWERED TELEPORTER, I'M ON MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!Wingman wrote:you haven't lived until you've woken up with a face character.DOKTOR BoO-zificator wrote: Now this is very tantalizing, and i'm not talking about Disney. Even though that sleeping beauty is pretty hot.
face character: n. the disney employees that don't wear masks when playing characters.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Re: My fellow lushes I request advice
ariel. also, pocohontus.Savage Bloody Savage wrote:Aww, damn. I was picturing you waking up with Mickey.
it's the most magical place on earth.
mickey is a chick, too, though. cute, but nothing to write home about.
Stupid should hurt.
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When I was a youngster, I wanted to grow up and be Alice at Disneyland. I had the hair. (Not now I don't, but back then...) I have wonderful memories of that place; I remember seeing Uncle Walt, driving around in his antique car. But sadly, he died when I was a very little girl.
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Grumpy went to high school with two kids who met (and later married) when they were Mickey and Minnie. Nowadays, from what I hear, Minnie is often a boy, and vice-versa for Minnie. It was widely known, back in the day, that the Three Little Pigs were usually played by a trio of horny, angry, old man dwarfs. Oh, and Tinkerbell was eighty-fucking years old, and she still sailed through the sky every night.
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alice is british, and short. not my type, really. tinkerbell is a wee thing, as well. never met one very old, though.
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Last wedding I attended I hit on one of the bridesmaids. She wasn't all that hot but we had been drinking rum and she was dirty. When I am drunk, dirty is the same thing as hot.
She was ready to take me to the bride's father's house and get it on...then the flipping PHOTOGRAPHER cock-blocked me. He was gay and seemed to think I wasn't the sort of guy she should be talking to...jerkoff.
She was ready to take me to the bride's father's house and get it on...then the flipping PHOTOGRAPHER cock-blocked me. He was gay and seemed to think I wasn't the sort of guy she should be talking to...jerkoff.
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We live in a terrible terrible world. A fucking photographer. Well, more like a fucked up in the ass one in this case.Resident Evil wrote:Last wedding I attended I hit on one of the bridesmaids. She wasn't all that hot but we had been drinking rum and she was dirty. When I am drunk, dirty is the same thing as hot.
She was ready to take me to the bride's father's house and get it on...then the flipping PHOTOGRAPHER cock-blocked me. He was gay and seemed to think I wasn't the sort of guy she should be talking to...jerkoff.
Photographers are now just as suspicious as taxi drivers to me.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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The worst cock blockage I'll have will come from friends who think I will regret sleeping with the homely cousin of so n so. Little do they know I never regret anything, because I never remember anything.
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Get all Thurston Howell III up in they grill! Take a sword cane or a tippling stick. Either one will liven up the reception.
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No can do, I'm a groomsman and it's totally casual. slacks and button down shirts
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Never remember, never regret. Isn't that our Drunkard Creed?
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I don't know, can't remember.