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Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by Resident Asshole » Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:52 pm

GRANHOLM VETOES SUNDAY LIQUOR BILL

Currently liquor sales are illegal before noon on Sundays unless local governments vote to authorize such sales. The bill would have legalized those sales statewide, but allowed local governments to vote to make them illegal.


The bill also would have allowed restaurants with liquor licenses to provide alcohol at catered offsite events, instate wineries to charge for samples at their facilities, liquor licenses at several community colleges and Western Michigan University's Grand Rapids campus, prohibited winemakers from using multiple distributors in a single geographic area and shortened the ban on Christmas holiday sales.


It was some of the ancillary provisions, added to the legislation, that concerned Ms. Granholm.

What the fuck is an ancillary provision?
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Post by Surreal » Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:05 pm

Ancillary Provision?

It's kinda like a reach-a-round, but no "happy ending".
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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by Smatter Noguts » Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:36 pm

Jennifer Granholm does not suck, but she did promise to blow me away about 6 years ago and that's pretty much what happened.

She's an evil mole-faced bitch who will be moving out of the state she destroyed shortly after Ric Snyder is elected.

Oh, and speaking of Michigan, 34-17, suckas.

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Post by JohnnyT » Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:41 pm

Why, back in my day we never lost to Michigan St!

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Post by Resident Asshole » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:12 am

Dr. Manhattan wrote:Jennifer Granholm does not suck, but she did promise to blow me away about 6 years ago and that's pretty much what happened.

She's an evil mole-faced bitch who will be moving out of the state she destroyed shortly after Ric Snyder is elected.

Oh, and speaking of Michigan, 34-17, suckas.
What he said. I already collected the drink I bet on the game last night and I will be collecting the money I won tonight. Go back to Canada bitch!
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Post by fizzmaster » Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:03 pm

Our governor sucks over here, too. Only vote I've ever regretted.
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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by greygoose » Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:52 pm

our former dmv commissioner evidently does, too. he just doesnt' have the sense to not proposition an undercover officer.

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Post by Cliffie S. Bockerson » Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:10 pm

For a second, I thought perhaps you lived in Idaho and former Senator Larry Craig had been elected governor of your state.
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Post by greygoose » Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:21 pm

Cliffie S. Bockerson wrote:For a second, I thought perhaps you lived in Idaho and former Senator Larry Craig had been elected governor of your state.
i think they're going to be starting a treehouse club soon. they'll probably have a secret handhsake that'll blow your.......never mind.
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Post by NYDingbat » Fri Oct 15, 2010 6:39 pm

How is sucking dick a bad thing? Personally, I am a vigorous proponent.
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Post by Fool Ishy » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:26 pm

Man, I hated the crazy liquor laws when I lived in Michigan. Plain nuts.

Of course, the absolute crazy shit Madison, WI had was worse!!! No sales of any alcohol outside of bars after 9pm anywhere!!!! I used to work until 9pm, and had to always plan ahead. Do you know how tough that is for a drunk?!?!?

Now in Washington, we have the restriction of only selling booze (other than beer and wine) out of state run stores. Major problem is they are never open past 8 or 9pm. Real pain in the ass.

But a new Proposition on the ballet this November is to force the state out of liquor sales and open it up to EVERYONE!!!! The little market 3 minutes from my door may soon be able to sell me my Sailor or Tanqueray until 2am.

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Post by TheBigCasino » Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:29 pm

Resident Evil wrote:GRANHOLM VETOES SUNDAY LIQUOR BILL

Currently liquor sales are illegal before noon on Sundays unless local governments vote to authorize such sales. The bill would have legalized those sales statewide, but allowed local governments to vote to make them illegal.


The bill also would have allowed restaurants with liquor licenses to provide alcohol at catered offsite events, instate wineries to charge for samples at their facilities, liquor licenses at several community colleges and Western Michigan University's Grand Rapids campus, prohibited winemakers from using multiple distributors in a single geographic area and shortened the ban on Christmas holiday sales.


It was some of the ancillary provisions, added to the legislation, that concerned Ms. Granholm.

What the fuck is an ancillary provision?
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Post by coqui_chris » Sat Oct 16, 2010 12:25 am

TheBigCasino wrote:
Resident Evil wrote:GRANHOLM VETOES SUNDAY LIQUOR BILL

Currently liquor sales are illegal before noon on Sundays unless local governments vote to authorize such sales. The bill would have legalized those sales statewide, but allowed local governments to vote to make them illegal.


The bill also would have allowed restaurants with liquor licenses to provide alcohol at catered offsite events, instate wineries to charge for samples at their facilities, liquor licenses at several community colleges and Western Michigan University's Grand Rapids campus, prohibited winemakers from using multiple distributors in a single geographic area and shortened the ban on Christmas holiday sales.


It was some of the ancillary provisions, added to the legislation, that concerned Ms. Granholm.

What the fuck is an ancillary provision?
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Post by NYDingbat » Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:49 am

coqui_chris wrote:
TheBigCasino wrote:
Resident Evil wrote:GRANHOLM VETOES SUNDAY LIQUOR BILL

Currently liquor sales are illegal before noon on Sundays unless local governments vote to authorize such sales. The bill would have legalized those sales statewide, but allowed local governments to vote to make them illegal.


The bill also would have allowed restaurants with liquor licenses to provide alcohol at catered offsite events, instate wineries to charge for samples at their facilities, liquor licenses at several community colleges and Western Michigan University's Grand Rapids campus, prohibited winemakers from using multiple distributors in a single geographic area and shortened the ban on Christmas holiday sales.


It was some of the ancillary provisions, added to the legislation, that concerned Ms. Granholm.

What the fuck is an ancillary provision?
I said it to you once, and I'm gonna say it again. Get your ass out west.
If we all leave, who's going to be left on the East Coast? The Situation?
Egads! Perish the thought! Finally saw him on some red carpet thing on footage that Red Eye had to make fun of him (if you're not watching Red Eye - you're insane - or need sleep and don't have a DVR - silly humans -it's friggin' hiLARious - here's a link - http://www.hulu.com/watch/182334/red-ey ... s-p1-so-i0 - you can see only older stuff on hulu.com but the Red Eye site has clips.) The paparazzi had him lifting up his shirt to show a remarkably soft belly.

The only Eyetalians who are voicing their displeasure with this show clearly never had a shore house. I went down the shore for roughly a decade. In every town we had houses in, some more than others, we found EXACTLY this type of person. LOTS of them. We used to go to this joint, Casablanca, just to make fun of them. This was in the 90s - long before the immense popularity of "reality shows" so they weren't auditioning for one - they were just being them. Manasquan, Belmar, Bradley Beach - The Situation is EVERYWHERE.

Found out from the Red Eye piece that the situation is actually not him, but his abs. Seriously? He's a skinny, flabby schmuck. People are flippin' out over his 2 pack abs? Really? Raise the bar, people.

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Post by coqui_chris » Sat Oct 16, 2010 11:53 am

NYDingbat wrote:
Found out from the Red Eye piece that the situation is actually not him, but his abs. Seriously? He's a skinny, flabby schmuck. People are flippin' out over his 2 pack abs? Really? Raise the bar, people.

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