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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by JohnnyT » Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:20 pm

we're going to have an old retread or the e-bay lady.

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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by Frankennietzsche » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:37 pm

HAHA, there are Sunday liquor sales in some of Kentucky!
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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by Resident Asshole » Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:51 pm

Now that we voted the Canadian hag out of office, let's get this done:


Special Update, Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 12:28 PM

Senate OKs Compromise On Sunday Liquor Sales


It appears a compromise has been reached on legalizing sales of liquor before noon on Sundays while also making some other changes in liquor laws.


The Senate has just passed an amended version of HB 6224 on a 25-13 vote that includes most provisions of the bill that Governor Jennifer Granholm vetoed, but omits language in the vetoed bill that would have allowed restaurants to sell and deliver liquor at events they cater off-site and granted liquor licenses to a handful of community colleges and Western Michigan University. Ms. Granholm objected to both measures in the original bill.




Gongwer News Service will have more on this story in today's Michigan Report.
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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by Resident Asshole » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:03 pm

On a side note, Sunday the "Super-drunk" law goes into effect. While in theory I agree with punishing people who get sloshed and drive, I hate their reasoning:

"The average person, if they blow a .20 and they're up and functioning enough to operate a motor vehicle, it shows they have an elevated tolerance to alcohol," said Hoffman, who has dealt with drunk drivers for 14 years as a judge.

"That's pretty good proof you are dealing with someone who has a significant alcohol problem."


So basically, if you like to drink a lot then you have a "significant alcohol problem" is what this guy is saying. Also, being able to handle your liquor means you have a problem. Farq that.

I asked a farqing cop if I could blow into her PBT to see if I could legally drive home and she wouldn't let me blow. She said different people react to different levels so you might not be safe even if you are legal. I said no shit, I'll be safe at .15 but I want to see if I'm below the legal limit of .08. She wasn't amused.
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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by Smatter Noguts » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:32 pm

Yeah, the Judge gave me the elevated level = high tolerance = you're an alcoholic equasion, too. Make no mistake, this law will fuck some people over good, which is why I have a zero drink / drive rule.

Wonder why so many bars are for sale in Michigan? Gee, can't smoke, can't get out of jail for less than $3K on a DUI, and can't afford the barfly lifestyle on what they're paying these days.

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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by Crystal » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:45 pm

I hate the majority of California voters that ruin every election for us.
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Post by peetie44 » Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:22 pm

Crystal wrote:I hate the majority of California voters that ruin every election for us.
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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by Booz Hound » Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:47 pm

When i lived in AZ they wouldent sell untill 10am on Sundays, but they sell everywhere, so we'd go sit outside of Safeway and drink from our flasks until 10 when we could actually purchace. Fucking stupid, I'm gonna get drunk just let me at it.
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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by Heathen55 » Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:22 pm

Look on the bright side, I live on the MS gulf coast and our governor is Haley Bubba.
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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by Smatter Noguts » Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:30 pm

smooth, this it is.

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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by coqui_chris » Fri Nov 12, 2010 9:52 am

Tom Corbett plans on privatizing the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board ...

But he also says he's going to use Chris Christie as a role model ...

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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by Resident Asshole » Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:32 pm

I don't even think there should be a Liquor Control Board.
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Re: Our governor sucks major dick!

Post by TheBigCasino » Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:33 pm

Resident Evil wrote:I don't even think there should be a Liquor Control Board.
they are absolutely pointless. Just a money grab is all, and complete BS.
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