You deserve better than drinking swill to help a girl impress some other guy.The Frederick wrote: It's rubbish, but since I'm helping the girl I have a crush on buy a dress to impress her goddamn date, it'll have to do.
What's your latest bottle opened?
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- John Barleycorn
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- Lord of Benders
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I'm really, really doing my best to not give a shit any more. I'm trying to get to Al Bundy-level apathy. Just like... my life is terrible, nobody likes me, nothing I do matters, I don't care. But damn it's hard to get that miserable.John Barleycorn wrote:You deserve better than drinking swill to help a girl impress some other guy.
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Don't let the BS get you down too much, Fredrick. Have one on on me, pal.The Frederick wrote:I'm really, really doing my best to not give a shit any more. I'm trying to get to Al Bundy-level apathy. Just like... my life is terrible, nobody likes me, nothing I do matters, I don't care. But damn it's hard to get that miserable.John Barleycorn wrote:You deserve better than drinking swill to help a girl impress some other guy.
**clink**
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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- Lord of Benders
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Thanks mate. I guess I just gotta pick myself up, dust myself off, and then black myself out all over again. :)
- Mr Boozificator
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Wow wow wow, wait a minute here: you are helping a girl you have a crush on getting shagged by some other dude. This is useless self inflicted pain dude, and expect absolutely no genuine gratitude from her: she is going to label your for ever as "nice loser addicted to my company", you can be sure about that.The Frederick wrote:Crown Lager. It's rubbish, but since I'm helping the girl I have a crush on buy a dress to impress her goddamn date, it'll have to do.
Some educative document: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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To be fair, all she said was that she needed help buying a dress. She didn't tell me it was for a date until we were at the mall.Mr Boozificator wrote:Wow wow wow, wait a minute here: you are helping a girl you have a crush on getting shagged by some other dude. This is useless self inflicted pain dude, and expect absolutely no genuine gratitude from her: she is going to label your for ever as "nice loser addicted to my company", you can be sure about that.
Some educative document: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA
I'm trying not to be too bothered about it. I never had a chance with her anyway. I'm well and truly in the friend zone. And if it wasn't for her social anxiety, she'd be an alpha cheerleader type and she'd never even give me a look.
Besides, women just aren't interested in me. Why worry about something I can't change?
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I honestly think it is not how it works: all physical aspects put aside (after all we are all pretty much average), the way women look at you depends mostly on the image you project. Self confidence=attractiveness most of the time (some women like lost puppies, but not that many), now women also take more time than we do to decide wether you'd be suitable for mating or not, which is why it's cool if you can progressively build your image by doing things you'll enjoy. When you do things you like, you look positive and confident which means you also look more attractive.The Frederick wrote:To be fair, all she said was that she needed help buying a dress. She didn't tell me it was for a date until we were at the mall.Mr Boozificator wrote:Wow wow wow, wait a minute here: you are helping a girl you have a crush on getting shagged by some other dude. This is useless self inflicted pain dude, and expect absolutely no genuine gratitude from her: she is going to label your for ever as "nice loser addicted to my company", you can be sure about that.
Some educative document: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA
I'm trying not to be too bothered about it. I never had a chance with her anyway. I'm well and truly in the friend zone. And if it wasn't for her social anxiety, she'd be an alpha cheerleader type and she'd never even give me a look.
Besides, women just aren't interested in me. Why worry about something I can't change?
Now all this said, look at me, I am fucking single and probably have no idea about all this shit, so let's grab a drink instead and forget all that bullcrap about women.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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I need that drink too, I just fucked my neck up royal.
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speak for yourself.Mr Boozificator wrote:(after all we are all pretty much average).
not sure this is true.Mr Boozificator wrote:now women also take more time than we do to decide wether you'd be suitable for mating or not.
now you're fucking talking. let's do this. i feel a lost weekend coming on....Mr Boozificator wrote:let's grab a drink.
Stupid should hurt.
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I might just be a simple caveman, but I do know one thing. I'd be happier having good drinks and not being loved by her, than having bad drinks and watching her love someone else.
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The asian beer lover here speaks true.John Barleycorn wrote:I might just be a simple caveman, but I do know one thing. I'd be happier having good drinks and not being loved by her, than having bad drinks and watching her love someone else.
Wingman's point of view is different of course, but it's because he defines himself as a "260 pounds sexier rapist".
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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i deny most of this.Mr Boozificator wrote: Wingman's point of view is different of course, but it's because he defines himself as a "260 pounds sexier rapist".
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
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Re: What's your latest bottle opened?
[quote="John Barleycorn"]Opened two new bottles today Glenmorangie 10 and Talisker 10. I really like both of them.[/quote]
Sir I salute a gentlean of taste & discernment.
Sir I salute a gentlean of taste & discernment.
Re: What's your latest bottle opened?
[quote="Jozer"][quote="John Barleycorn"]Opened two new bottles today Glenmorangie 10 and Talisker 10. I really like both of them.[/quote]
Sir I salute a gentleman of taste & discernment.
Edit. jozer now on the g&t's
Sir I salute a gentleman of taste & discernment.
Edit. jozer now on the g&t's
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Litre of Glenfarclas 105
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