I can't find any of my corkscrews anymore.
Okay, I'm going to break the neck of that little bitch, drink her and then think.
Who's the FUKINFG BOSS NOW. SAY IT, SAY TYOU'll OPEN FOR ME.
Communication breakdown
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Mr Boozificator
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Communication breakdown
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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GetDrunkStayDrunk
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Re: Communication breakdown
Push the cork in with a pen or screwdriver or something similar.
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Wingman
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Re: Communication breakdown
search for "wine bottle shoe open" on youtube.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk
Re: Communication breakdown
A gentleman always has a corkscrew on his person, Etienne.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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slipperyyoke
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Re: Communication breakdown
Christmas is coming up; buy yourself one of these:
http://www.swissarmy.com/MultiTools/Pag ... uct=53891&
It has a bottle opener, a corkscrew, and a large blade for stabbing Socs.
http://www.swissarmy.com/MultiTools/Pag ... uct=53891&
It has a bottle opener, a corkscrew, and a large blade for stabbing Socs.
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Fabricsoftner
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Re: Communication breakdown
It's always the same
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good
<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people
<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Communication breakdown
I got her and three of her sisters. Thanks guys.
Oh, and Tony, you are right. Why must you always be so clever Anthony S. I'll design an armor better than yours one of these days.
I'll start with firing all my Welsh scientists.
Oh, and Tony, you are right. Why must you always be so clever Anthony S. I'll design an armor better than yours one of these days.
I'll start with firing all my Welsh scientists.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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BBoozer
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Re: Communication breakdown
Boozy,
you need to find yourself a girlfriend that has one (or both) of the two following qualities:
a) she can suck the cork right out of a wine bottle
or
b) she always carries a cork screw in her purse
Just an idea.
you need to find yourself a girlfriend that has one (or both) of the two following qualities:
a) she can suck the cork right out of a wine bottle
or
b) she always carries a cork screw in her purse
Just an idea.
Re: Communication breakdown
damn and i thought i was the only one who saw thatWingman wrote:search for "wine bottle shoe open" on youtube.
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire
Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted
Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted
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Resident Asshole
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Re: Communication breakdown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHTADX5nxT8Rabies wrote:damn and i thought i was the only one who saw thatWingman wrote:search for "wine bottle shoe open" on youtube.
Yeah, good stuff there.
Bourbon is my blood.
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