I pissed on my TV last night

[prbobo]

This is not the first time I have missed the bathroom after a long night of drinking but it is the first time I've gone after the electronics. My wife reports that around 2:00am I get up out of bed, walk to the bedroom door and start pissing on the floor. She yells at me and I finish in the bathroom. Then about two hours later she reports I woke up, walked over to the bedroom television and start urinating on it. She yells at me (apparently all I would say back was "What are you talking about?") to go the bathroom. I walk to the bathroom and finish up...on the bathroom floor. I have no recollection of any of it.

I've Googled to find a scientific explanation for this but haven't really found anything. I guess it's just drunk sleepwalking. Anyone else suffer from this? I'm gonna hafto start sleeping with a catheter if this becomes a habit!

[Mr Boozificator]

This is not the first time I have missed the bathroom after a long night of drinking but it is the first time I've gone after the electronics. My wife reports that around 2:00am I get up out of bed, walk to the bedroom door and start pissing on the floor. She yells at me and I finish in the bathroom. Then about two hours later she reports I woke up, walked over to the bedroom television and start urinating on it. She yells at me (apparently all I would say back was "What are you talking about?") to go the bathroom. I walk to the bathroom and finish up...on the bathroom floor. I have no recollection of any of it.

I've Googled to find a scientific explanation for this but haven't really found anything. I guess it's just drunk sleepwalking. Anyone else suffer from this? I'm gonna hafto start sleeping with a catheter if this becomes a habit!

Happened to my brother once after a serious Ricard intoxication.

[Smatter Noguts]

I blame your use of the Devil incarnate as your avitar.

Sabin=Satan. It's as simple as that.

[Riddeford]

This is not the first time I have missed the bathroom after a long night of drinking but it is the first time I've gone after the electronics. My wife reports that around 2:00am I get up out of bed, walk to the bedroom door and start pissing on the floor. She yells at me and I finish in the bathroom. Then about two hours later she reports I woke up, walked over to the bedroom television and start urinating on it. She yells at me (apparently all I would say back was "What are you talking about?") to go the bathroom. I walk to the bathroom and finish up...on the bathroom floor. I have no recollection of any of it.

I've Googled to find a scientific explanation for this but haven't really found anything. I guess it's just drunk sleepwalking. Anyone else suffer from this? I'm gonna hafto start sleeping with a catheter if this becomes a habit!

This made me laugh out loud. I hope you don't continue to go after the electronics and fry your penis from electric shock.

[Wingman]

i think it's an atavistic thing. so the question is, did you put the t.v. out?

[ThirstyDrunk]

I once took a shit on Tony Dow's chest

[Bluespook]

There was a guy i used to work with. His wife bought a new microwave, big one that goes over the oven. He was supposed to get home from work and remove the exhaust hood that was installed and replace it with the microwave. He goes out and gets drunk instead. Wakes up in the morning and finds his wife removed the exhaust hood, but wasn't strong enough to lift the microwave into place. He leans in and looks closer, touches his forhead to a bare wire by accident, and found out quickly that he was leaning against the oven. The wet spot on his boxers (after just having taken that early morning beer piss from a night of drinking) was where he grounded out. Karma's a bitch.

[5-Star]

RE boozy;
ricard is a crazy drunk; good times with old men in the 13th arrondisment drinking that and clan mcgerggoer when I was 18

[Fabricsoftner]

Similar thing happened to me a few years ago, only it was the stereo instead of the TV. I can't remember doing it either, nor can I imagine why i'd choose that to urinate on, but friends tell me I had a big smile on my face as I did it. Go figure. It hasn't happened since (that I know of). I blame the champagne I was drinking that night. I'm swearing off that shit. Nothing but bad experiences have come from champagne.

[zimne_piwo]

I took out the bedroom carpet a month or two ago. The wife gave me a bunch of shit about it... but she shut up eventually.

It helps that I pay all the bills.

[prbobo]

i think it's an atavistic thing. so the question is, did you put the t.v. out?

The t.v. still works, probably because my wife scrambled to clean it up afterwards. She made me mop the bathroom floor the next morning though.

[Mayhem]

I've heard of pissing in the refrigerator before.

[Jiggers McCoy]

Couple "drunk sleepwalking" episodes formein thelast few months, to wit:

1. Came home from a house party and passed out. Get upto piss and try to go into the coat closet. Wifey reports that I seemed perturbed at not being able to walk through the coats and to the toilet, so she asks what I'm doing and this jogs me awake enough to turn around and make it to the bathroom.

2. Even more disturbing, we're drinking on a friend's roof deck at his apartment building,but we have to go down the elevator to his unit to piss. I'm blitzed and we go home, nature calls and I think im still at the party, so I wander into the hall of my apartment building in my boxers, looking for the "stairs to the pisser." Luckily, wifey again finds me and I managed to avoid any neighbors.

Kinda scary. Weird how the instinct to not piss your bed makes you get up even when your conscious brain is completely fucked.

[Heathen55]

Stationed in Rota, Spain in 1976-a bunch of us were listening to the Super Bowl on AFRTS and imbibing heavily of Southern Comfort. One of the guys crashed, then about 30 minutes later gets up, walks over to another dude's locker eyes still half-closed, opens the door and takes a truly wicked high-octane piss in it. All of us drunks cracked up except for the owner of the locker.....

[Booz Hound]

Careful when peeing on electronics, trust me on this one, damn near shocked "The Captain" off. My dad did the same thing on an electric fence. How any guys survive past college is beyond me