Turkey evening, aka amateur night

[Resident Asshole]

Yep, it's that time of year, only second to New Year's Eve and possibly St. Patty's day where all the pussies, non-drinkers, women and children partake of our beloved booze in amounts that their bodies will surely reject.

The director of our dart league decided to continue with playoffs, so I have to play with my underdog team tonight whilst surrounded by flipping amateurs. Hopefully it will annoy the other team even more than myself, but I seriously doubt that. I usually try to go home really early on all amateur nights as I am not the kind of drinker to be trifled with by falling over, drink spilling, fight starting morons.

What say ye? Also, I have 5 days off after work today, what to do? Might have to road trip it, especially since my roommate gets out of jail Friday morning.

[Wingman]

true. you got five days off, though. play your darts and head to a party or your house. go out the rest of the weekend.

[TheBigCasino]

No bars for me, especially tonight. I'll be at the in-laws, takin' it slow and sipping on a flask.

[Cliffie S. Bockerson]

I treat the Thanksgiving Weekend like a mini-apocalypse. I've been stocking up on food and booze for two weeks. 'course, I won't eat much during the upcoming 5-day bender, but it's good to know it's there.

[Fabricsoftner]

Fuck the amateurs, Im drinking anyway. I only get 2 days off a week, and I need to make them count.

[Mayhem]

I'll be working at the Toad tonight until 2:30am, checking IDs and yelling at people. Expecting no fun to be had by me.

[Smatter Noguts]

Smoking the old Turkey tonight instead of game day by the wife's orders; too much fun to be drunk by noon on Thanksgiving after a morning of supervising the cooking.

A happy and blessed day to all of you and your families and friends.

[Leftboston]

Happy thanksgiving to all!! Amateurs will be nodding off in their mashed taters tomorow and puking at the sight of marshmelllers on the yams and such.

[Aquaman]

Amateur's my ass. Where the fuck are all the Pros?

Sure don't seem to be here.

COME ON PEOPLE!

I HAVE RELATIVES TO FACE TOMORROW!!!!!!

[BigDog49]

Amateur's my ass. Where the fuck are all the Pros?

Sure don't seem to be here.

COME ON PEOPLE!

I HAVE RELATIVES TO FACE TOMORROW!!!!!!

Haha me too. That's why I'm enjoying nice, tall Maker's Mark neats alone. Calm before the storm.

[Aquaman]

You have to understand my situation.

I have to talk to Sisters who owe me money but won't ever call me even though they live nearby, so I have to not say anything.

Then I have to deal with the rest, who are drunks, but not cool when drunk.

It's like dancing around an open barrel of gasoline with a lit cigarette in hand.

[Wingman]

we drove to the in-law's last night. The Redhead compared driving on thanksgiving eve to bartending on same. bloody amateurs....

[coqui_chris]

My friends and I congregate at one of the worst dives in our hometown. Scares off most of the amateurs.

[peetie44]

We're celebrating T-Day on Saturday (work schedule mandated) here in Belgium.

Cooking up a 3kg+ (@6.5lbs) CHICKEN(!!) for 4 people. Fresh pumpkin soup, fresh-off-the-stalk brussel sprouts, carrots + pumpkin pie for dessert.

Trappist Westvleteren 12 + selected white wine continuously.

[Mother Goose]

Sadly I only got to enjoy a few beers last night, the young'un started vomiting at about 6 pm Weds night and continued through the night and today. Boo.