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Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by Riddeford » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:10 am

I remember waking up with a slight ache so I went directly for a shot of vodka and then gunned a beer quickly, pausing only to chuckle about something. I can't remember what I was laughing about. I think it was manatees. They make me laugh. Manatees...ahh the drunken cows of the sea.

Well I didn't realize it was early in the morning and I looked over to see my father and his girlfriend eating eggs and toast. Their faces displayed a look of shock and confusion.

Then I looked at the clock-- it was 7 am. I grabbed another beer and laughed again about manatees.

I may not know what day it is...but I started this one off right!
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by Wingman » Thu Jan 20, 2011 3:25 pm

1. way to go.

2. why the hell were you up so early?

3. they didn't offer you any breakfast? hmph.

4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by Bur » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:46 am

Wingman wrote: 4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
What the fucking hell is the latter one?

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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by ivan » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:21 am

Bur wrote:
Wingman wrote: 4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
What the fucking hell is the latter one?
NARWHAL THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.

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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by Screwball » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:28 am

ivan wrote:
Bur wrote:
Wingman wrote: 4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
What the fucking hell is the latter one?
NARWHAL THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Here is the O.G.

http://www.1000rr.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57822

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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:02 pm

Man, that's never not funny.
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by Judge » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:06 pm

Bur wrote:
Wingman wrote: 4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
What the fucking hell is the latter one?
Ah shit...you had to go and start it.

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Proverbs 31:6&7

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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by Judge » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:08 pm

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Proverbs 31:6&7

"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar

CPE1704TKS

"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius

And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.

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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by ivan » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:08 pm

I'm more impressed that the Floss Farmer posted 7 minutes after I declared a NARWHAL THREAD.

Do not get between Screwball and NARWHALS.
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.

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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by ivan » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:09 pm

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nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.

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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by Bur » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:12 pm

Judge wrote:
Bur wrote:
Wingman wrote: 4. manatees are funny, but they're no narwhals.
What the fucking hell is the latter one?
Ah shit...you had to go and start it.

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honestly didn't know what I was diving in to

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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by Screwball » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:18 pm

YA BETTER NOT DIVE INTO SHIT AROUND A NARWHAL!

THEY WILL FUCK YOU UP FUCK YES!!

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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by Judge » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:21 pm

ZOMBIE KILLING NARWHAL!
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Proverbs 31:6&7

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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by Screwball » Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:59 pm

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FUCKING STAB YOU FUCK YYYYEEEEHHHHHAAAAA!!!!

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Re: Drunkard space-time distortion

Post by Bur » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:08 pm

Screwball wrote:Image

FUCKING STAB YOU FUCK YYYYEEEEHHHHHAAAAA!!!!
oh shit that looks deadly for fucking good or worse

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