Happy Presidents Day!
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JohnnyT
Re: Happy Presidents Day!
i thoght this might be about passersby being amazed about the unusually amonts of blood.
but thats just me.
but thats just me.
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ivan
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Re: Happy Presidents Day!
"I need you to take care of the hippies for me..."
nic the chick wrote:ivan and casino are right.
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JohnnyT
Re: Happy Presidents Day!
you see that guy over there? they call him ivan.
hes where you go to get things done.
hes where you go to get things done.
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BeerMakesMeSmart
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Re: Happy Presidents Day!
"Oooooooo, the cow kicked Nellie in the belly in the barn..."
I'll miss you, pallie.
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BeerMakesMeSmart
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Re: Happy Presidents Day!
"No, sir, just because I smelt it does not mean I dealt it!"
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Judge
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Re: Happy Presidents Day!
"You're on the list buddy!"
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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peetie44
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Re: Happy Presidents Day!
But IS he happy...the president? Is he truly happy or is he sad and bummed-out about the state of the world? Regardless of his happiness (or maybe because of his sadness ;^), if he's known to drink a cold one in public, we can only wonder what he and Michelle have socked away in the White House liquor cabinet?
It must be nice to drink top-shelf on America's tab.
It must be nice to drink top-shelf on America's tab.
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Re: Happy Presidents Day!
"Hey asshole. Look into my eye."
Proverbs 31:6&7
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar
CPE1704TKS
"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.