A steady diet of horse tranquilizers and 190 white voodoo is what it takes to ratchet-up for a visit to the Sasquatch's Cave in Mankato. I have began the arduous process of reinforcing my liver with Teflon plates and digestive enzymes from the mojo glands of the booby-footed Chupacabra.
My concern now as an Alchemist is to formulate a particular muddling of potable fubar compounds to quiz and befuddle the Oggarian Sasquatch. Mere combinations of green fairy, green goddess and esoteric bitters with kava and punch booze will not suffice. The bar must be raised. A new tonic is called forth.
Ready the glass to see through time.
Training for the Tri-Drunkiad
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10726
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Training for the Tri-Drunkiad
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
Re: Training for the Tri-Drunkiad
well good luck to you
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire
Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted
Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted
Re: Training for the Tri-Drunkiad
May I suggest titanium plates implanted in your head to ward off Oggarian headbutts.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
Casino
Casino
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10726
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Training for the Tri-Drunkiad
Luck is for the weak, Cujo.Rabies wrote:well good luck to you
As I am not a toilet or a flight of stairs, one should assume me quite safe.Mayhem wrote:May I suggest titanium plates implanted in your head to ward off Oggarian headbutts.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- peetie44
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10389
- Joined: Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:05 am
- Location: Belgium, Austin TX, SoCal, Branson MO, Cape Cod MA
Re: Training for the Tri-Drunkiad
So...this Tri-Drunkiad which you're training for...do they test the competitors for enormous expanding slugs?Rosebud wrote:A steady diet of horse tranquilizers and 190 white voodoo is what it takes to ratchet-up for a visit to the Sasquatch's Cave in Mankato. I have began the arduous process of reinforcing my liver with Teflon plates and digestive enzymes from the mojo glands of the booby-footed Chupacabra.
My concern now as an Alchemist is to formulate a particular muddling of potable fubar compounds to quiz and befuddle the Oggarian Sasquatch. Mere combinations of green fairy, green goddess and esoteric bitters with kava and punch booze will not suffice. The bar must be raised. A new tonic is called forth.
Ready the glass to see through time.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10726
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Training for the Tri-Drunkiad
She's actually a really cute judge from Sweden and she checks prostate among other things.peetie44 wrote: So...this Tri-Drunkiad which you're training for...do they test the competitors for enormous expanding slugs?
On an unrelated note, I swear I saw you in a Fabulous Thunderbirds live at Austin video the other night. Although, I was one-eyed drunk at the time.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- BenTheBeast
- Super Drunkard
- Posts: 147
- Joined: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:12 pm
- Location: Sioux City, IA
Re: Training for the Tri-Drunkiad
My advice is to acquire a second liver...it's the only way to keep pace with the drinking behemoth that is Oggar.
Logic goes out the window when large sums of money are involved.
Everyone knows what the problems are, but fixing them would be a giant pain in the ass.
Everyone knows what the problems are, but fixing them would be a giant pain in the ass.
Re: Training for the Tri-Drunkiad
Dear Bacchus,
my hair needed styripped. T he western spirits have allowed the dirt bags their day.
my hair needed styripped. T he western spirits have allowed the dirt bags their day.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Training for the Tri-Drunkiad
Can confirm this to be true.BenTheBeast wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:16 pmMy advice is to acquire a second liver...it's the only way to keep pace with the drinking behemoth that is Oggar.
Don't be ashamed to call in your stunt-liver.