Training for the Tri-Drunkiad

[Badfellow]

A steady diet of horse tranquilizers and 190 white voodoo is what it takes to ratchet-up for a visit to the Sasquatch's Cave in Mankato. I have began the arduous process of reinforcing my liver with Teflon plates and digestive enzymes from the mojo glands of the booby-footed Chupacabra.

My concern now as an Alchemist is to formulate a particular muddling of potable fubar compounds to quiz and befuddle the Oggarian Sasquatch. Mere combinations of green fairy, green goddess and esoteric bitters with kava and punch booze will not suffice. The bar must be raised. A new tonic is called forth.

Ready the glass to see through time.

[Rabies]

well good luck to you

[Mayhem]

May I suggest titanium plates implanted in your head to ward off Oggarian headbutts.

[Badfellow]

well good luck to you

Luck is for the weak, Cujo.

May I suggest titanium plates implanted in your head to ward off Oggarian headbutts.

As I am not a toilet or a flight of stairs, one should assume me quite safe.

[peetie44]

A steady diet of horse tranquilizers and 190 white voodoo is what it takes to ratchet-up for a visit to the Sasquatch's Cave in Mankato. I have began the arduous process of reinforcing my liver with Teflon plates and digestive enzymes from the mojo glands of the booby-footed Chupacabra.

My concern now as an Alchemist is to formulate a particular muddling of potable fubar compounds to quiz and befuddle the Oggarian Sasquatch. Mere combinations of green fairy, green goddess and esoteric bitters with kava and punch booze will not suffice. The bar must be raised. A new tonic is called forth.

Ready the glass to see through time.

So...this Tri-Drunkiad which you're training for...do they test the competitors for enormous expanding slugs?

[Badfellow]

So...this Tri-Drunkiad which you're training for...do they test the competitors for enormous expanding slugs?

She's actually a really cute judge from Sweden and she checks prostate among other things.

On an unrelated note, I swear I saw you in a Fabulous Thunderbirds live at Austin video the other night. Although, I was one-eyed drunk at the time.

[BenTheBeast]

My advice is to acquire a second liver...it's the only way to keep pace with the drinking behemoth that is Oggar.

[Patchez]

Dear Bacchus,
my hair needed styripped. T he western spirits have allowed the dirt bags their day.

[Rooster]

My advice is to acquire a second liver...it's the only way to keep pace with the drinking behemoth that is Oggar.

Can confirm this to be true.

Don't be ashamed to call in your stunt-liver.