I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56

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I'm holding in my hand right now Issue 56

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of ModernDrunkard Magazine! Came in the mail today! Hooray for not moving!
Proverbs 31:6&7

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Fuuuucccckkk!

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Tonight unfolded like most nights. Drinks after work, cigars included, then off to the next public house for more of the same. Arrival home came with the traditional sigh of relief having once again, avoided a most unfortunate complication of tyrannical interference. But a very pleasant surprise was waiting for me this time in a small red metal box at the end of my driveway.

Like most surprises, good and bad, they come unexpectedly. (thank you spell check)

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Hooray!
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Do not ask what he's holding in his left hand!
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:Do not ask what he's holding in his left hand!
I can tell you it's not a picture of my pineapple shirt.
Proverbs 31:6&7

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"This is my favorite kind of surprise, mild!"

got mine today too. i even moved in between this one and the last.
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I received two copies today.... can't remember updating the old subscription.

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Out of curiosity, is there anything in the mag about MDM turning 15?
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Got mine today. I guess there really is a magazine.
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I guess Nicky Plumber is no longer an MDM staffer.
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Yeah, where's the Plumber? You could have knocked me over with a glass of single malt when Grumpy handed me the magazine. I kinda thought I'd never see it again. It's good, real nice. Of course, I had to wait until the old man let it drop from his sweaty hands. He's a slow reader, so I just got to read it today. Too bad it didn't come when he was in the hospital, I would have brought it to him to cheer him up.
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Mayhem wrote:I guess Nicky Plumber is no longer an MDM staffer.
Judging by some of the poems, he is a cab driver.
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Crystal wrote:
Mayhem wrote:I guess Nicky Plumber is no longer an MDM staffer.
Judging by some of the poems, he is a cab driver.
One my my last memories of him from Con III was calling cab companies trying to locate his phone, and yakking in Rock's toilet.
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I got mine on Friday - couldn't believe it! Took my time to read it also. You never know if the ship will sink again.

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