texas drunkards?
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texas drunkards?
i might be in el paso the second week of may, and drunkards in the area? either way if i end up going it will be a two week bender for me. i will still have some work to do over there, but no other obligations other than drinking.
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Re: texas drunkards?
Two weeks in El Paso? I'm sorry.
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whys that?
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Re: texas drunkards?
El Paso not a bad place if you like a lot of sand, rocks, heat, and more rocks. Hope you are not driving ground rods for the base out there like I did about 5 years ago. Very dry heat.
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no, i will be inside. but i dont mind the dry heat, im in the california desert now so im used to it.
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You might like it then. Just be careful. Cops near the border don't fuck around.
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Re: texas drunkards?
Jus' hit the westside...an' tell 'em...
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That sounded like a good idea but when I tried it they said something about a sonofabitch, owing money, musicians and some girl named LuAnne and now I have 3 false teeth.peetie44 wrote:Jus' hit the westside...an' tell 'em...
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That can't be right. I've never been to El Paso. Dammit Peetie, I can't walk into any bar anywhere and say that without a beat down. How many bars you been in anyway?
Proverbs 31:6&7
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"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane"-Marcus Aurelius
And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Don't get gunned down in the crossfire.. I swear, it would take a lot of money to get me to go to El Paso.. I have some value on my life.. Ok, probably not, but I still don't want to get shot or kidnapped or murdered..
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Re: texas drunkards?
no el paso is alright, all the shootings are in juarez. either way, it will be a two week bender. the only challenge i will face will be chosing what to drink, but i guess it dosent matter because uncle sam is going to pick up the tab.
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coming through Lubbock, tx? if so lets get drunk:)
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I know a duck in Abilene.
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