The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

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Superfucker wrote:I'm actually flying cross country on the 21st, if I see the world in ruins beneath me I promise to knock out the sky martial, raid the bar, and have a drink to each and every one of you, then all my friends and families, then all my pets (past and present) then to every woman I've ever slept with and/or cared about, then to any woman I've ever seen, then to anybody I've ever said a word to, then, supplies permitting, everybody else.

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TSA wrote:
Superfucker wrote:I'm actually flying cross country on the 21st, if I see the world in ruins beneath me I promise to knock out the sky martial, raid the bar, and have a drink to each and every one of you, then all my friends and families, then all my pets (past and present) then to every woman I've ever slept with and/or cared about, then to any woman I've ever seen, then to anybody I've ever said a word to, then, supplies permitting, everybody else.

You have been added to the no fly list. Please remain in your house until homeland security arrives.
I think this guy is related to PHONE.

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TSA wrote:
Superfucker wrote:I'm actually flying cross country on the 21st, if I see the world in ruins beneath me I promise to knock out the sky martial, raid the bar, and have a drink to each and every one of you, then all my friends and families, then all my pets (past and present) then to every woman I've ever slept with and/or cared about, then to any woman I've ever seen, then to anybody I've ever said a word to, then, supplies permitting, everybody else.

You have been added to the no fly list. Please remain in your house until homeland security arrives.
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The joker who's leading the 5-21-11 charge did the same thing back in '94. As far as I know, the world didn't end then. Cobain killed himself, and I'm sure some plaid-wearing schmoes were upset for awhile, but no locusts or anything.

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You know, I just realized that I will probably sleep in throughout the whole supposed "WE ALL GO BYE-BYE TO HAPPY, EXCEPT YOU HEATHENS" thing. It IS on a Saturday, after all.
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Savage wrote:You know, I just realized that I will probably sleep in throughout the whole supposed "WE ALL GO BYE-BYE TO HAPPY, EXCEPT YOU HEATHENS" thing. It IS on a Saturday, after all.
Either that or I'll be too drunk to notice anything. At least until the pint in front of me disappears, then I'll be little upset.

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Remember, if it doesn't end this weekend we always have 2012 to look forward to.

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some of the believers have already sold their houses and quit their jobs. drys are funny that way.
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I seen billed boards up about that and they talking about it on the news

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I missed the last comet, I'll be ready this time.
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I'm going to have to make a run at my whole bar if there's not going to be a world tomorrow. Nice way to go out i suppose.
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...FIRST WILL COME THE DEMISE OF THE MACHO ONE...
-That shits straight from the bible drunkards!
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:...FIRST WILL COME THE DEMISE OF THE MACHO ONE...
-That shits straight from the bible drunkards!

You were the greatest Macho. R.I.P brother.
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slipperyyoke wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:...FIRST WILL COME THE DEMISE OF THE MACHO ONE...
-That shits straight from the bible drunkards!

You were the greatest Macho. R.I.P brother.

Amen. R.I.P. Macho Man

OOOOOH YEAH!
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
slipperyyoke wrote:
ThirstyDrunk wrote:...FIRST WILL COME THE DEMISE OF THE MACHO ONE...
-That shits straight from the bible drunkards!

You were the greatest Macho. R.I.P brother.

Amen. R.I.P. Macho Man

OOOOOH YEAH!
Bite into a slimocolypse! Miss you MM.
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