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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by gnarkill » Sat May 14, 2011 10:40 am

DrunkenFodder wrote:WooHoo! I'll be at a Jimmy Buffet concert that day! Can't think of a much better way to meet doomsday.
How's about by not listening to Jimmy buffet?
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by Aquaman » Sat May 14, 2011 5:43 pm

No cheese burger in Paradise for YOU!

NOW TOUCH MY MONKEY!!!

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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by BeerMakesMeSmart » Sat May 14, 2011 6:14 pm

This guy has gambled that it true by spending his life savingings advertising it.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/05/14/ne ... -doomsday/

That guy bets worse than Johnny T.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by Aquaman » Sat May 14, 2011 7:32 pm

Jimmy knows. But he never gave a date.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by Bur » Sat May 14, 2011 7:44 pm

I watched some "document" as it was called

It left me some much loopholesm, that I'll down another dram.

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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by beerkegbilly » Sat May 14, 2011 7:55 pm

I don't think they are right but to be on the safe side I slam a few just to make sure

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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by Savage » Sun May 15, 2011 3:23 am

Oh, don't be silly! The world cannot end on May 21. My little girl doesn't graduate from college until May 26. Also, I have a doctor's appointment on June 10. Do not listen to random loonies. Keep calm and carry on.
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Post by Fabricsoftner » Sun May 15, 2011 9:26 am

Good Riddance.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by Savage » Mon May 16, 2011 12:02 am

Also, my daddy's birthday is June 6. He will be 81. Eighty-one, damn. Yet he still has the smile of a little boy.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by peetie44 » Mon May 16, 2011 7:24 am

One of the usual suspects predicted a "world catastrophe" for this past Saturday (May 14), corresponding to the 63rd anniversary of modern Israel's 1948 birth.

Other than my own world almost ending due to a massive hangover in Turku/Finland...sorry, but no cigar.

As for any other wack-jobs and their brain-dead predictions, take a number and get in line:

http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm

(scroll down through the typical religious spam for the list)
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by Jags » Mon May 16, 2011 9:03 am

What? Does he think the Mayans are wrong?
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Post by Satanic The Hedgehog » Mon May 16, 2011 2:45 pm

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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by beerkegbilly » Mon May 16, 2011 2:57 pm

I'll be sitting up on my roof with a bottle and sixer of pounders waiting to see with they are right or not

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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by Crystal » Mon May 16, 2011 3:14 pm

Well, if I turn up missing on the 21st, just know that I was saved. You heathens.
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Re: The end is nigh, according to some whacky drys.

Post by DeeboCools » Mon May 16, 2011 3:39 pm

I have a question for the wise old drunks available. Are all these obnoxious doomsday predictions relatively new, as in after Y2K(and/or because we are living post 2000?), or have there always been "some ancient unscientific 'math' predicts the end of the world..." going on every few years?
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