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DeeboCools wrote:I have a question for the wise old drunks available. Are all these obnoxious doomsday predictions relatively new, as in after Y2K(and/or because we are living post 2000?), or have there always been "some ancient unscientific 'math' predicts the end of the world..." going on every few years?
you mean like the mayan calendar thing? people dont realize that the spaniards came along and basically wrecked and pillaged their culture, besides we follow the gregorian calander. china has its own calander and so do jewish people, so its hard to really tell

ill end this with a quote "time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so" ford prefect h2g2
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Humans have been predicting the end of time since the beginning of time.
Well end the shit already and shut the hell up. Like I give a fuck.
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peetie44 wrote:One of the usual suspects predicted a "world catastrophe" for this past Saturday (May 14), corresponding to the 63rd anniversary of modern Israel's 1948 birth.

Other than my own world almost ending due to a massive hangover in Turku/Finland...sorry, but no cigar.

As for any other wack-jobs and their brain-dead predictions, take a number and get in line:

http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm

(scroll down through the typical religious spam for the list)
Wait, May 14 already occurred, and I only had a bit of gas. (Taco Shoppe burrito.) Did something catastrophic happen and I missed it? Damn!
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Crystal wrote:Well, if I turn up missing on the 21st, just know that I was saved. You heathens.
Will you at least send us a card? Like, "Hi from Heaven. Everything's lovely. Wish you were here."
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DeeboCools wrote:I have a question for the wise old drunks available. Are all these obnoxious doomsday predictions relatively new, as in after Y2K(and/or because we are living post 2000?), or have there always been "some ancient unscientific 'math' predicts the end of the world..." going on every few years?
Well, there were the millenium nutcakes. They lay down and waited for the Lord to take them, back in 1,000 A.D.
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I'm actually flying cross country on the 21st, if I see the world in ruins beneath me I promise to knock out the sky martial, raid the bar, and have a drink to each and every one of you, then all my friends and families, then all my pets (past and present) then to every woman I've ever slept with and/or cared about, then to any woman I've ever seen, then to anybody I've ever said a word to, then, supplies permitting, everybody else.
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Savage Swiller wrote:Wait, May 14 already occurred, and I only had a bit of gas. (Taco Shoppe burrito.) Did something catastrophic happen and I missed it? Damn!
No...but I mentioned it because it led off the link I posted and the 14th had already come and went (as will the 21st) without the earth ending.
DeeboCools wrote:I have a question for the wise old drunks available. Are all these obnoxious doomsday predictions relatively new, as in after Y2K(and/or because we are living post 2000?), or have there always been "some ancient unscientific 'math' predicts the end of the world..." going on every few years?
Deebo...here's a link to a list with @200 such predictions from throughout history.

(sorry...but you have to scroll down past a bit of religious propaganda to find the list)

http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm
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This shit better not happen until the end of the day. I need to spend my Preakness winnings, damn it!
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I hope it does not happen at all man

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beerkegbilly wrote:I hope it does not happen at all man
Why? Feeling those flames licking at your feet already? Heh-heh.
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Hey fellas, 3 more days to go. Can you feel the fire? No? Maybe it's just the drink.

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Is there bourbon in Hell?

NO! THAT'S WHY IT'S HELL!
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I betting on the solar flares next year. We'll have about 8 minutes of warning. But Florida's electrical infrastructure isn't underbuilt and overused like the NorthEast and Cali, and will survive the EMP; I have a house near the beach, see you there!

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I bet that only true drunkards will be saved from this catastrophe.

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Keep on drinking!!!

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