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...With the first pick in the 2011 apocalypse draft, God selects Macho Man Randy Savage.

The devil is on the clock.
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3 hours on the east coast to there doomsday

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It has been the 21st in australia, asia, and the middle east now for a while, so it seems the end is not extremely fucking nigh. That crazy 89 year old bastard.

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He meant 6pm PST.

He still has a shot!!

Fuck it. His Doomsday Wrath Horseshit Church is worth $70 million. If he's not right this time then he'll recalculate like last time for another $70 million!

Fucker!

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About 20 min to go down here in Alberta Canada.
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still her can i get awoop woop
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No such luck, still alive.

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Dudes it aint til 6
damn ignorant atheists
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Dudes it aint til 6
damn ignorant atheists
Oh good. I thought it was at midnight tonight, so I'm still an ignorant atheist.

Well I woke up this morning and got myself a beer
Cause the future's uncertain and the end is ALWAYS near
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5 hours late here lol!
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The rapture just happened in my toilet. There were no survivors.
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Post by Impish Boozehound »

Disappointing.
When I woke up today I was expecting all the christians to be abscent so I could begin moving into that lovely church up the street. (I figured they wouldn't need it anymore, post rapture antway,and I'm a fan of high ceilings and stained glass)

Apperently I have to wait for the REAL apocalypse before I can have my awesome "cathedral interior" party house.
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Hey it's after 6:30 the time he said it was going to happen.And did it happen I would be able to tell I would stay on earth
I don't think it happen

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Well that sucked. What a tease.

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FAIL

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