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Re: dangerous drink thread

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Resident Asshole wrote:
Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:09 am
Half and halfs (half whiskey, half Rumpleminz)

Fire & Ice (Rumpleminz and Goldschlager)

Irish Cider (cider with shot of Irish whiskey)
Nobody talks about Rumpleminz. Shots of that shit are like little 100 proof candy canes. That stuff will sneak up on you.
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"I`m a lysterine test dummy", "no, more alcohol!"
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You know what is nice, now that it is warm? Fruit juice and vodka. A couple of shots, some ice, and pineapple and orange juice, with a shot of maraschino juice. Feel your blood sugar raise, Use the energy, before the crash. Or make sure to eat some quality beef off the barbecue before you crash.
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Anything with the following formula

1 fluid ounce 190 Everclear
3 fluid ounces whatever fruit juice, doesn't matter

By the time you are downing the third, you're feeling the first. After the fourth or fifth, you start pouring them with confidence and rhythm.

Then kicks in the sixth by the eighth or ninth (that's why six was afraid of seven) and you pour with effortless abandon. You know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

Feeling groovy.

Then come those uncountable teen numbers where you skip the fruit juice and start taking straight pulls of ungodly ethyl fire straight from the source, and at this point vision becomes so blurry that you can't tell how many thumbs are up your own ass, or if any of them are your own.
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Jim beam mixed with cheap champagne

The Three Wiseman shot

2oz Jim Beam
2oz Johnnie Walker Red
2oz TJD
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You’re all just dancing around the issue of the Malört Dill Aquavit sour.
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Dangerous drink thread challenge: you must craft for yourself and your guests a Manhattan cocktail, but the only ingredients you have available are Everclear, Mountain Dew and insect repellent.
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Equal parts MD2020 and OE800 in a full pint glass. Someone should try that. Fuck knows I'm not.

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The hangovers from that would be wicked
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scream ale wrote:
Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:25 pm
Equal parts MD2020 and OE800 in a full pint glass. Someone should try that. Fuck knows I'm not.
I knew you were a genius of some sick sort. The drink known as the Pudhåmmer 2020/800 has been born.

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Re: dangerous drink thread

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What is danger exactly? Other than possible injury, stupidity, agony, horror, disgust, exhilaration, folly, fortune or glory?
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 8:32 am

Nobody talks about Rumpleminz. Shots of that shit are like little 100 proof candy canes.
The Rumpleminz bitch just rode in on a polar bear and shoved her 100 proof candy cane flavored sword up your shot hole.
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Stendhal wrote:
Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:30 pm
The hangovers from that would be wicked
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scream ale wrote:
Thu Jun 23, 2022 7:25 pm
Equal parts MD2020 and OE800 in a full pint glass. Someone should try that. Fuck knows I'm not.
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This is a unique experience I have had this evening. Drank as I normally did, and went from the beer festival to my normal bar, to the dive. The new bartender at my regular bar felt the need to call the dive and request that I be cut off at the dive. A weak-minded woman bartender at the dive did so. I feel a strong need to take a pound of flesh for this insult. Should I settle for the new bartender's job, or would it be best to take the new bartender's job as well as the bartender's job who had me cut off?
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Tentatively, I think the best solution is to request termination of employment for the new bartendress at my main bar, and speak to the owner of the dive bar, a good friend, about the attitude of their employees. It is unacceptable, I tip at least 30 per cent of my tab each time I drink, I should not have to deal with this kind of bullshit.
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Stendhal wrote:
Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:32 am
This is a unique experience I have had this evening. Drank as I normally did, and went from the beer festival to my normal bar, to the dive. The new bartender at my regular bar felt the need to call the dive and request that I be cut off at the dive. A weak-minded woman bartender at the dive did so. I feel a strong need to take a pound of flesh for this insult. Should I settle for the new bartender's job, or would it be best to take the new bartender's job as well as the bartender's job who had me cut off?
Are we talking about two different bars here, the dive and the regular? I don`t really get it. But if I got this right it`s inexcusable and needs reporting to the bartending union asap!
Cut you off?! Is she your mother? How old are you? Was it pass midnight...
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