It did! I passed out for a few hours and got more beer. I think I'm good until tomorrow afternoon. I checked my sources and I didn't offend anyone or hump a trashcan. Let's drink!John Barleycorn wrote:The depanneur lived up to its name?Riddeford wrote:Woke up after drinking until 4. Went to the liquor store but it hadn't opened yet. Went to the corner store and it was open. I bought some cheap wine. Now I'm feeling better! How are you morning drunkards doing on this Saturday?
Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
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Re: The optimism of new morning drunk
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Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
Riddeford: I'm craving indian food. WTF?
Fiyah: Fuck curry. We're doing shots and do them NOW
<@Veen> First one was just a standard hangover puke.
<@Veen> Second one was when I was at lunch with my ex and had some ham that was way too dry.
<@Veen> Third one was just a bit ago when I read that vagina story.
- benitobeast69
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
I usually drink till 4-5am then again i finish work at 10pm and start at 2pm. I do usually have a lug or two at work around my last hour or so though.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
It's close to midday, i've been drinking for a couple of hours now!
Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
Early hours drinking is glorious but the buzz it gives me is a tired one. If I start at 9 I'm ready to sleep for a few hours by 11. Only feasible with a full two days on the cards.
Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
Surely hearing ya. But isn`t the fun of drinking to not be able to tell the difference between sunrise and sundawn?gede wrote:Early hours drinking is glorious but the buzz it gives me is a tired one. If I start at 9 I'm ready to sleep for a few hours by 11. Only feasible with a full two days on the cards.
Drink!
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
some of you don't drink enough ] if you you haven't given yourself alcohol poisoning at least 3 times in 1 year
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
I do. Go have your xanax lunch. Btw I count it as 3 years into 1 big alcohol posioninggivemesomepils wrote:some of you don't drink enough ] if you you haven't given yourself alcohol poisoning at least 3 times in 1 year
Drink!
Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
Not once in my life have I ever allowed myself the luxury of that. Too much to do, but the way you put it I'm thinking I may have to set aside some timeoettinger wrote:Surely hearing ya. But isn`t the fun of drinking to not be able to tell the difference between sunrise and sundawn?gede wrote:Early hours drinking is glorious but the buzz it gives me is a tired one. If I start at 9 I'm ready to sleep for a few hours by 11. Only feasible with a full two days on the cards.
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
Most of you don not stay up late enough to drink this early
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
Waking up at four o`clock on fourth night of a little binge totally confused is the best. Some dvd is running, light is on, fridge open, probably some folks you don`t know are sleeping on the couch. The only reasonable thing to do is grabbing the next half-drunk bottle in sight. Let another person handle this mess not your hungover assgede wrote:Not once in my life have I ever allowed myself the luxury of that. Too much to do, but the way you put it I'm thinking I may have to set aside some timeoettinger wrote:Surely hearing ya. But isn`t the fun of drinking to not be able to tell the difference between sunrise and sundawn?gede wrote:Early hours drinking is glorious but the buzz it gives me is a tired one. If I start at 9 I'm ready to sleep for a few hours by 11. Only feasible with a full two days on the cards.
Drink!
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
I call it time well spent!oettinger wrote:Waking up at four o`clock on fourth night of a little binge totally confused is the best. Some dvd is running, light is on, fridge open, probably some folks you don`t know are sleeping on the couch. The only reasonable thing to do is grabbing the next half-drunk bottle in sight. Let another person handle this mess not your hungover ass
Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
Morning, night, have no meaning. Am I conscious? Is there bourbon? Then drink. Or sleep. Nothing else.
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I don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks.
Savage types for me, but she doesn't tell me what to say.
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
Please define "early enough."
Is 7:30 - 8:00AM Central US time early enough?
Is 7:30 - 8:00AM Central US time early enough?
May you all be hung, drawn and quartered!
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
Yes, HUNG - with gold and jewels,
DRAWN - in a coach and four,
and QUARTERED - in the finest homes in the land.
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
Been at it the whole day, ever since morning... I was afraid of what that hangover could do to me!
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Re: Most of you don't drink early enough in the morning.
That's the easy way out. Got to give the gut some slack and digest. The earliest I've started is 11am. It sucks in a way because all that morning energy goes down the toilet but you are ready for lunch and more drinks!ThirstyDrunk wrote:Most of you don not stay up late enough to drink this early
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.