I'm in love!

[Crystal]

If it's a problem that you don't want to go away, my friend, you are in love.

[Heid]

As an added update: I asked her out today - on a sort of date like. She totally said yes...

[captain gonzo]

Well done, have a drink to celebrate.

[Heid]

I've already had several. And I shall continue...

[Mr Boozificator]

As an added update: I asked her out today - on a sort of date like. She totally said yes...

Beware, most ladies react badly if you show up at the first date with no pants on.
Well, that's what I hear anyway.

[Superfucker]

Sort of date like? what are you? her gay friend? Tell her unambiguously that it is a date, she might get lucky, and those odds double if she brings a friend.

[Heid]

False alarm. She's had to bail on me. For genuine reasons that I won't go into. There still may be a chance in the future. Needless to say receiving that text this morning five minutes before I got to work was not the most uplifting feeling I've ever had.

And now I have to spend an evening in a tapas resataurant with work colleagues pretending that my heart hasn't sank into my kneecaps.

Someone pass the rum...

[Wingman]

you know what the problem with being so fucking smart is?

no surprises.

[Heid]

you know what the problem with being so fucking smart is?

no surprises.

I'm afraid I don't follow...

[Mr Boozificator]

False alarm. She's had to bail on me. For genuine reasons that I won't go into. There still may be a chance in the future. Needless to say receiving that text this morning five minutes before I got to work was not the most uplifting feeling I've ever had.

And now I have to spend an evening in a tapas resataurant with work colleagues pretending that my heart hasn't sank into my kneecaps.

Someone pass the rum...

The sea is full of fish my friend...
There isn't a day when I don't see a beautiful girl at a bus stop or simply walking down the street. One out of a hundred of those beautiful girls is uncomplicated and knows what she wants, shoot for this one, leave the others at their sordid little games. You want sympathy good times and a piece of nice conversation at the pub, not a permanent headache in the hope that maybe, one day, the bitch will condescend to kiss you on the cheek. The sea is just swarming with pretty fishes.

[ThirstyDrunk]

you know what the problem with being so fucking smart is?

no surprises.

I'm afraid I don't follow...

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.

[Booz Hound]

I knew i was in love when my (now) wife didn’t get upset when i threw up on her. She did ask that i work on my aim though. Maybe for our anniversary.

[Wingman]

you know what the problem with being so fucking smart is?

no surprises.

I'm afraid I don't follow...

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.

say no more, say no more!

[Heid]

I feel better already...

[JimLahey]

What a homo.