Yo momma!
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Wingman
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Re: Yo momma!
yo momma so fat, she wears blue, people try to mail letters in her.
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Yo momma!
yo momma so fat, when God said "let there be light", he had to tell her to shift her fat ass
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Heid
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Re: Yo momma!
Yo momma so fat she...like, totally has angina and shit...
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Impish Boozehound
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Re: Yo momma!
You momma's such a drunk she reguards vodka as suitable mix for corn flakes!
(by the way, try honey nut cheerios with a good beer. shit is amazing.)
(by the way, try honey nut cheerios with a good beer. shit is amazing.)
"a wise man drinks with the devil to keep the bastard in line, a fool tries to drink the devil away."
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DeeboCools
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Re: Yo momma!
Yo momma is so fat she suffers health consequences!Heid wrote:Yo momma so fat she...like, totally has angina and shit...
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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greygoose
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Re: Yo momma!
yo mama so stupid even she considers this thread stupid. but if you wanna do it, bring it like this...
yo mama so fat she's got her own zip code
yo mama so dumb she thought pythagorean theorem had to do with snakes
yo mama so dirty the garbage man has to wear a hazmat suit
yo mama so dumb when she heard 'target practice' on the tv, she stole a shopping cart
yo mama so lazy she's got the dog trained to bring her the remote
yo mama so nasty the dog spends as much time outdoors as possibe, except when he's called to retrieve the remote
yo mama so dumb she thought that occam's razor was a new 8-blade system from Gillette
and finally.....
yo mama's so dumb that when her lover asks if she wants a facial, she says 'oh yeah baby, which spa we goin' to?!'
yo mama so fat she's got her own zip code
yo mama so dumb she thought pythagorean theorem had to do with snakes
yo mama so dirty the garbage man has to wear a hazmat suit
yo mama so dumb when she heard 'target practice' on the tv, she stole a shopping cart
yo mama so lazy she's got the dog trained to bring her the remote
yo mama so nasty the dog spends as much time outdoors as possibe, except when he's called to retrieve the remote
yo mama so dumb she thought that occam's razor was a new 8-blade system from Gillette
and finally.....
yo mama's so dumb that when her lover asks if she wants a facial, she says 'oh yeah baby, which spa we goin' to?!'
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.