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Sorry for your loss, a vasectomy would have been cheaper and less invasive on your life and fiances.
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Jags wrote:Sorry for your loss, a vasectomy would have been cheaper and less invasive on your life and fiances.
This. Thought after it's too late, you might as well enjoy it.
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Name both of them Bob and confuse the shit out of people.
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JimLahey wrote:Twins kind of freak me out to be honest with you.
George never had an issue with Fella and Ursula.
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So, how are Jim and Evan doing? (You did name them Jim and Evan, right? Because "Crow" and "Makers" just doesn't sound right.)
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Couldn't you have had triplets so we could have had more drinks?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
greygoose wrote:man that is friggin awesome! best to you, the boy and most importantly the mom! names? how about miller and guinness?
JEEZus we aint naming puppies here. Lets start thinking seriously about this.
I say Jacob an Leiny
Bourbon and Scotch
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Bluto wrote:One to celebrate the birth of both my sons!

Cheers!

-Bluto
Congratulations to the missus and yourself...now gimme a boilermaker!

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Tha ks for the well wishes, all. Yes, High Life and bourbon with a scotch back are inorder.

Twins freak The Missus Bluto as well.

Everyone is doing well, though the boys will be in the NICU for awhile. Pics will follow if I can get my website back up and running.

I was pushing for August and Adolphous for names (we already have an Evan in the clan) but only got half my wish. Instead we have August and Oscar (his friends call him Ozzy).

So, drink up Drunkards and share my joy!
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Hell yeah! To August and Ozzy!
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Cheers!
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Congrats!
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