Next two rounds are on me.
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Re: Next two rounds are on me.
Sorry for your loss, a vasectomy would have been cheaper and less invasive on your life and fiances.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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This. Thought after it's too late, you might as well enjoy it.Jags wrote:Sorry for your loss, a vasectomy would have been cheaper and less invasive on your life and fiances.
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Name both of them Bob and confuse the shit out of people.
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George never had an issue with Fella and Ursula.JimLahey wrote:Twins kind of freak me out to be honest with you.
Proverbs 31:6&7
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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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So, how are Jim and Evan doing? (You did name them Jim and Evan, right? Because "Crow" and "Makers" just doesn't sound right.)
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Couldn't you have had triplets so we could have had more drinks?
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Bourbon and ScotchThirstyDrunk wrote:JEEZus we aint naming puppies here. Lets start thinking seriously about this.greygoose wrote:man that is friggin awesome! best to you, the boy and most importantly the mom! names? how about miller and guinness?
I say Jacob an Leiny
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Congratulations to the missus and yourself...now gimme a boilermaker!Bluto wrote:One to celebrate the birth of both my sons!
Cheers!
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Re: Next two rounds are on me.
Tha ks for the well wishes, all. Yes, High Life and bourbon with a scotch back are inorder.
Twins freak The Missus Bluto as well.
Everyone is doing well, though the boys will be in the NICU for awhile. Pics will follow if I can get my website back up and running.
I was pushing for August and Adolphous for names (we already have an Evan in the clan) but only got half my wish. Instead we have August and Oscar (his friends call him Ozzy).
So, drink up Drunkards and share my joy!
Twins freak The Missus Bluto as well.
Everyone is doing well, though the boys will be in the NICU for awhile. Pics will follow if I can get my website back up and running.
I was pushing for August and Adolphous for names (we already have an Evan in the clan) but only got half my wish. Instead we have August and Oscar (his friends call him Ozzy).
So, drink up Drunkards and share my joy!
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Hell yeah! To August and Ozzy!
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Cheers!
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Congrats!
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