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Mantenance

Post by Smatter Noguts » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:15 pm

2 handles per week of really cheap vodka; total $24.56.

This will get you by; bar prices and the kindness of family and strangers gets you farther if you have a way with words and a pleasant personality and if you look like Cary Grant.

I'm at the allowance and payday is friday and $10 smackaroons is a paltry sum for wageslave paychecktopaycheck plebe like me to have to thier names at this fucking instant but FUCKING BUDGETS MUST BE OBSERVED unless you're a gay communist democrat on capitol hill in which case; fuck it, it's as good as what we print; spend it all and fuck everybody.

I was free and had a motorcycle and two girlfriends and nothing but sunshine, grass, and a future 40 years ago tonight. Life is cruel. I'm buying you all another and I will keep ranting about how life sucks so bad, 'cause it does.

Tomorrow I go out and look for Jeannie. If I can collect the balls. Then we'll see who won.

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Re: Mantenance

Post by peetie44 » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:47 pm

Smatter Noguts wrote: I was free and had a motorcycle and two girlfriends and nothing but sunshine, grass, and a future 40 years ago tonight. Life is cruel. I'm buying you all another and I will keep ranting about how life sucks so bad, 'cause it does.

Tomorrow I go out and look for Jeannie. If I can collect the balls. Then we'll see who won.
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Re: Mantenance

Post by Heathen55 » Wed Jul 27, 2011 5:57 pm

And you mention politics why? That's just crass.
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Re: Mantenance

Post by Smatter Noguts » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:11 pm

Heathen55 wrote:And you mention politics why? That's just crass.
Forgive me, for my untemperered words. I've been drinking, and haven't been well lately...

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Re: Mantenance

Post by Smatter Noguts » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:35 pm

BTW, your Mom just called; she wants me to come over and spank her like you're spanking your monkey in the basement.

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Re: Mantenance

Post by KissMyPabst » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:23 pm

Smatter Noguts wrote:I was free and had a motorcycle and two girlfriends and nothing but sunshine, grass, and a future 40 years ago tonight. Life is cruel. I'm buying you all another and I will keep ranting about how life sucks so bad, 'cause it does.
Amen to that. Although that's the plot of 43% of all Meat Loaf's songs, I still hear ya. I'm a wee bit younger than you, but I'll raise one in your honor, and one for all the shit that I've let slip away.

As the Loaf put it, "It was long ago and far away, but it was so much better than it is today..."
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For a beer?
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Re: Mantenance

Post by Bluto » Wed Jul 27, 2011 8:31 pm

Here's to you, Sir. The next cheap vodka I pour will be in your name.
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Re: Mantenance

Post by DeeboCools » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:27 pm

That's not how it's spelled.
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Re: Mantenance

Post by Smatter Noguts » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:41 pm

DeeboCools wrote:That's not how it's spelled.
That's teh way the New Drunkard Dictionairy and Bar Bible spells it.

I have no remembrance of posting this at all. Winning!

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Re: Mantenance

Post by DeeboCools » Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:27 pm

Smatter Noguts wrote:
That's teh way the New Drunkard Dictionairy and Bar Bible spells it.

I have no remembrance of posting this at all. Winning!
"Mantenance" spelling Motion clears the house on Winning! grounds. Awaiting Judge's green light or veto.
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Re: Mantenance

Post by John Barleycorn » Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:57 pm

Just restocked 2 handles of Evan Williams at 18.99 each and a handle of Old Forester for 32.99

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Re: Mantenance

Post by JimLahey » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:25 pm

John Barleycorn wrote:Just restocked 2 handles of Evan Williams at 18.99 each and a handle of Old Forester for 32.99
Stocking up, I love it. If a zombie apocalypse was to occur you are prepared!

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Re: Mantenance

Post by Wingman » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:50 pm

JimLahey wrote:
John Barleycorn wrote:Just restocked 2 handles of Evan Williams at 18.99 each and a handle of Old Forester for 32.99
Stocking up, I love it. If a zombie apocalypse was to occur you are prepared!
...for almost 20 days.
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Mantenance

Post by SourMash » Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:52 pm

John Barleycorn wrote:Just restocked 2 handles of Evan Williams at 18.99 each and a handle of Old Forester for 32.99
That's a good price for the Evan Williams (I'm assuming it's the black), I'm stuck paying 23 bucks a handle here. Still, for the price point it's hard to pass up.

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Re: Mantenance

Post by John Barleycorn » Sat Jul 30, 2011 9:05 pm

SourMash wrote:
John Barleycorn wrote:Just restocked 2 handles of Evan Williams at 18.99 each and a handle of Old Forester for 32.99
That's a good price for the Evan Williams (I'm assuming it's the black), I'm stuck paying 23 bucks a handle here. Still, for the price point it's hard to pass up.
Yeah, it was on sale and usually the discount sale price is 19.99. I was impressed. Nomal price is 23.99, but I never pay that because it usually goes on sale somewhere every few weeks.

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