Best night of the week for a drunkard to get drunk?

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Best night of the week for a drunkard to get drunk?

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Clearly any amateur can get drunk on a Thursday, Friday, or Saturday. Drinking on Sunday is just the natural flow of a solid weekend. Monday drunks make for a long/lost weekend, plus, for half the year, you have to drink for MNF. Tuesday Boozeday is a college tradition, and perhaps a solid mark for the drunkard who continues to do so afterward. But that leaves us Wednesday. Hump Day. The one day of the week that nobody has any reason to drink, unless of course, said person's only goal is to get bagged-- which, of course, is the true mark of a drunkard. So, I'd say that Wednesday would be the night to get three sheets to the wind. But perhaps I'm only saying that because it's Wednesday tonight and I'm loaded.

I actually thought that quick analysis was decent until I reread my original question, and now I've no choice but to give another answer-- To-night.
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All of 'em.

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Tonight's the night.
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Any night is a good night, but I have to go with Monday. Makes it less of a drag and kick starts the rest of the week. Weekend days are too expected. Getting a solid drunk on Monday makes you feel free!

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you wait until night?
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Monday morning.

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I believe it was last night. At least thats what this gnat of a headache and the sad status of the Eagle Rare bottle tells me.
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Because of my shift pattern I'm going to have to go with the consensus and say every night.

Though if I'm looking to actually go out with friends then it is the bog-standard Friday/Saturday deal...

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Monday: "Holy shit 4 more days? I have to get drunk so I stop thinking about it"
Tuesday: "Only tuesday?" *glug glug glug*
Wednesday: "Halfway done champ! You deserve ____ amount of booze"
Thursday: "Holy shit that was a rough day. I wonder if they could hear the shakes in my voice. Maybe I'll take it easy tonight. Nah, fuck it."
Friday: "PAYDAY! FUCK EVERYTHING!"
Saturday: [scene missing ]
Sunday: "It would be cool to start the week not hungover tomorrow and get my nerves back in order. Fuck it, I know I'll never actually do that."
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Still anyone who disagrees with monday mornin' might either have better authority, nor is in wrong place.

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Wednesday night. Not for any reason other than years of experience.
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:All of 'em.

All of them he's gonna shoot the works or MAINLINE as we call it here on let's Make A Dope Deal!
here be the truth

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Tuesday and Wednesday are nice because bars and restaurants are usually less crowded and the bartenders are more inclined to indulge in experimentation and buy-backs.

I believe it was a Tuesday when the wife and I decided to hit a happy hour at one of our locals. The place was deserted, so our bartender decided to try out some new cocktails he was working on, with us as his guinea-pigs-slash-judges. That turned into an all-night, puke-in-the-bush-before-the-next-bar jag. Good times.
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DeeboCools wrote: Saturday: [scene missing ]
ha!
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Post by KissMyPabst »

Sunday morning is pretty damn nice too. That was always my favorite in college, but I'm really digging it right now.
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