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That freckle faced young lady deserves a medal for preserving the sanctity of scotch.
Don't worry men, the scotch supply is safe!
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Superfucker
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Don't worry men, the scotch supply is safe!
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? ~ W. C. Fields
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: Don't worry men, the scotch supply is safe!
Well, I may not have much experience with Macallan, but I damn sure know Black Velvet.Just in case someone's secretly replaced your Macallan 21 with Black Velvet.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Cliffie S. Bockerson
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Re: Don't worry men, the scotch supply is safe!
Now *this* is an example of science on-track!
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John Barleycorn
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Re: Don't worry men, the scotch supply is safe!
Black Velvet is the official whiskey of Hell!ThirstyDrunk wrote:Well, I may not have much experience with Macallan, but I damn sure know Black Velvet.Just in case someone's secretly replaced your Macallan 21 with Black Velvet.
Re: Don't worry men, the scotch supply is safe!
By hangovers I've had with it, I think you're right.John Barleycorn wrote:Black Velvet is the official whiskey of Hell!ThirstyDrunk wrote:Well, I may not have much experience with Macallan, but I damn sure know Black Velvet.Just in case someone's secretly replaced your Macallan 21 with Black Velvet.
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KissMyPabst
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Re: Don't worry men, the scotch supply is safe!
Don't they all though? Nothing hotter than a cute redhead. Nothing.Superfucker wrote:That freckle faced young lady deserves a medal
Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
A little early isn't it, Woody?
For a beer?
No, for stupid questions...
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A little early isn't it, Woody?
For a beer?
No, for stupid questions...
"I got me a bottle and a dream, it's so maudlin it seems..."
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DeeboCools
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Re: Don't worry men, the scotch supply is safe!
Hmm. Gotta try it.John Barleycorn wrote:
Black Velvet is the official whiskey of Hell!
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James
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John Barleycorn
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Re: Don't worry men, the scotch supply is safe!
It's your $10 to flush down the toilet if you want. I'd rather try some Northern Light Canadian whiskey than have more Black Velvet.
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Superfucker
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Re: Don't worry men, the scotch supply is safe!
I prefer the brunette, they've been spared the worst of hair-color-related stereotypes and can just be their damned selves.KissMyPabst wrote:Don't they all though? Nothing hotter than a cute redhead. Nothing.Superfucker wrote:That freckle faced young lady deserves a medal
What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch? ~ W. C. Fields