LWTCS wrote:Mr.Pete
Seems quite clear that you do not know how to properly malt a motorcycle enthusiast.
BUUUAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAHHAAA
Now that right there, that's funny... You got to soak him in water for a few hours, let him dry, then soak him again, repeat several times in 24hrs (2-3). Once his roots are starting to show, you have to keep him moist and roll him over a few times a day for 3-5 days until his roots are as long as he is tall. Once this happens, you dry him out with hot air at a temperature of not more than 50 degrees celcius until he is hard.
Derived from the ancient Latin, loosely translated: Fuck The World
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
Still seems out of context,,,,or some shit like that there.
I'm just not that quick.....but imma learnin,,,,or some shit like that there.
Cheers no matter Mr. pete
Buy ya a shot of this here 4 times distilled voddie with a grain bill of 50% corn, 20% barely and 30% malted MCE....
A still is hardly out of context, my brother.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
I know right!
As I recall these babies are run pretty much 24/7. Background is the stripper and foreground is the spirit still.....If I'm thankin of the same set of stills.
recently i was vacationing down in florida, staying with some good friends. they had friends that they had met down there from the carolinas or something who were bragging on their "moonshine" that they got from a friend back home. this stuff tasted like kool-aid and when i asked about it they claimed that, "it won't light on fire but its easy 150 proof or so". they had apple juice flavor and peach tea flavor. what gives? i thought that proper 'shine was supposed to have a smooth burn and also be an acceptable substitute for funny car fuel. i should have known that something unsavory was afoot when the fella referred to jaeggermeister as "whiskey".
it's all good in the woods, nobody hears me when i scream.
Eeerm...for starters anything over 100 proof will burn and next, yup, when somone confuses Jagermeister and whisk(e)y you should most definitely be smelling a very large, very dead herring.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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