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Hugh
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Re: It's Friday, drunks.

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's I remember watching Letterman sometime back in the 90's and he was spoofing on Zima. He said, "DRINK A BEER, YA CANDY ASS!"
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A'hoy mateys. It's Bulleit Rye kind of night
I'm drunk and I vote
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SternoBoy wrote: ↑
Fri May 01, 2020 4:21 pm
 A'hoy mateys. It's Bulleit Rye kind of night
I like the cut of your jib, sailor.
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Re: It's Friday, drunks.

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Fuck this, fuck everything!
work was a bitch this week

a wack ass, petty ass, angry ass, pinky toe lookin bitch
fuck work
get a drink
I'm going asshole-out crazy tonight!
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Hennessy Williams wrote: ↑
Fri May 08, 2020 5:29 pm
 Fuck this, fuck everything!
work was a bitch this week

a wack ass, petty ass, angry ass, pinky toe lookin bitch
fuck work
get a drink
I'm going asshole-out crazy tonight!
STFU
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Rooster wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:30 pm
 This is my favorite throwback.

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I think I know that guy
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whiskeyprick wrote: ↑
Fri May 08, 2020 7:37 pm
I think I know that guy
I buy rough cock.

Could be me
Drink!
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Fuck it, it's close enough to Friday.

What's going on to the members of my bacchanalian brotherhood and dionysian daughterhood...

Let's together, dig our fingernails like cat claws into the frightened face of the workweek! All while screaming in its ear that, while it tried to kill us, it should've "aimed for the head."
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Cheers to all you lucky bastards already out of work.
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Yeah really, it`s been a while
Drink!
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no shit
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ROBERT FUCKING CONRAD speaks for me.
Cheers weirdos
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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I believe last Friday, on Skype, I put a Corona beer bucket on my hand... and took pictures.

Is that as drunk as I can get?

Well, in the words of the great drunk Doc Holiday, "Nonsense! I have not yet begun to defile myself!"
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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My buzz will be steaming tonight
Drink!
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When are you buggers ready?
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
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