It's Friday, drunks.

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:53 am

Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:57 am

Oh, I am drunk. I just relentlessly pore over my posts so I sound less stupid.

You rock, I`m wasted 24/7 right now too

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 5:51 pm

Physical labor and getting drunk later just match. It`s friday drunks!

Rye and Coke · Post by **Rye and Coke** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:07 pm

Sweet salvation!

Rye and Coke · Post by **Rye and Coke** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:15 pm

I was having a spirited conversation with Donald J. Drunk about the state of news media and whether outlets create news or manipulate same and all of a sudden, Jack in Coke comes into my bomb shelter with a notice saying we're being fined by the MVA for not insuring a car that we no longer own.

Fuck it, when it rains it pours... Here's hoping it's a healthy pour and that the bartender keeps them fucking coming.

Happy Friday, what're you drinking?

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:21 pm

Rye and Coke wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:15 pm

Fuck it, when it rains it pours acid

Probably a typo that will haunt you for six months plus, fees back and forth included

scream ale · Post by **scream ale** » Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:32 pm

Rye and Coke wrote: ↑
Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:07 pm
Sweet salvation!

Yes it is. Cheers!

Dirty Diamond Lou · Post by **Dirty Diamond Lou** » Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:40 am

I always count getting smattertashed at 2:30am as the day before. I don't count down time. Simply rely on waking up, ask what day it is, and move forth.

Make not of this: Consider what would sound good with breakfast.

Poached egg and toast? Gin & tonic.

McMuffin? Best go for something with a deeper taste, like a solid bottom shelf Bourbon.

Chilaquiles are best with a Bloody Mary.

I love Saturday mornings.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:45 pm

Did JohnnyT shuffle off of this mortal coil? I haven't talked to him in nearly ten years.

Louie, you ol' bastard. I owe you an abuela-thrown choncla for that time you waterboarded me.

Post by **Badfellow** » Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:10 pm

If BMMS was right and you were wrong,
Wrong will never drive right into doubt.

If, by converse, he was wrong and you were right,
He brought his doubt with him and we're all fucked, rest his shit talking soul.

Dirty Diamond Lou · Post by **Dirty Diamond Lou** » Wed Apr 08, 2020 4:03 am

Rooster wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 07, 2020 9:45 pm
Did JohnnyT shuffle off of this mortal coil? I haven't talked to him in nearly ten years.

Louie, you ol' bastard. I owe you an abuela-thrown choncla for that time you waterboarded me.

I was not the waterboarder, I was waterboarded as well. Courtesy of Dr. Drink Bastard and C. She supplied him with a large pot of cold water, which he called for a refill on. I'm just lucky we were on grass when you shoved my face into the ground.

You scumsucker. I heard you bred. Is that even legal?

Dirty Diamond Lou · Post by **Dirty Diamond Lou** » Wed Apr 08, 2020 4:08 am

Badfellow wrote: ↑
Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:10 pm
If BMMS was right and you were wrong,
Wrong will never drive right into doubt.

If, by converse, he was wrong and you were right,
He brought his doubt with him and we're all fucked, rest his shit talking soul.

Raise your glasses. To BMMS! Blanco Rum and coke with a lemon twist. Cheers. We march on 'til dawn.

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:30 am

Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:40 am
I always count getting smattertashed at 2:30am as the day before. I don't count down time. Simply rely on waking up, ask what day it is, and move forth.

Make not of this: Consider what would sound good with breakfast.

Poached egg and toast? Gin & tonic.

McMuffin? Best go for something with a deeper taste, like a solid bottom shelf Bourbon.

Chilaquiles are best with a Bloody Mary.

I love Saturday mornings.

Saturday mornings are my fave and all of this rocks. Chilaquiles are beloved and super underappreciated by most in my opinion.

Another great booze breakfast with Bloodies- especially if nursing a (H-word)- is huevos rancheros.

Do Eggs Benedict fall under the Gin & Tonic since they are poached? Another one of my guilty drinking favorites but they are so rich and heavy. I think I had a Long Island last time I ordered one out. Talk about a gut punch.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:29 pm

Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 08, 2020 4:03 am

I was not the waterboarder, I was waterboarded as well. Courtesy of Dr. Drink Bastard and C. She supplied him with a large pot of cold water, which he called for a refill on. I'm just lucky we were on grass when you shoved my face into the ground.

You scumsucker. I heard you bred. Is that even legal?

I have a child and I am about to graduate from college. I'm almost an adult.

Dirty Diamond Lou · Post by **Dirty Diamond Lou** » Thu Apr 09, 2020 4:26 am

Rooster wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:29 pm

I have a child and I am about to graduate from college. I'm almost an adult.

Like a stripper who is hanging up her thong, you had to give up rocking the banana hammock.

Congrats on the kid and your upcoming graduation.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Thu Apr 09, 2020 5:21 pm

Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑
Thu Apr 09, 2020 4:26 am

Rooster wrote: ↑
Wed Apr 08, 2020 2:29 pm

I have a child and I am about to graduate from college. I'm almost an adult.
Like a stripper who is hanging up her thong, you had to give up rocking the banana hammock.

Congrats on the kid and your upcoming graduation.

I will never give up my the banana hammock.

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