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Post by deadpuppiesandwhores »

Atavist wrote:
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Atavist wrote: I admire and agree with your life philosophy. Except the 5 AM wakup is so I can drive for three hours to go skiing. Last time I was not 100% while skiing, last weekend, I busted my nose. This time I want to enjoy my day, have fun, then get royally fucked up tommorrow nite.
you were not undrunk, but not drunk and broke your nose skiing? how is that not fun? what is wrong woith you?
DPAW, I had a fucking awesome time, and I have the scars to prove it. I collect them, like little, tiny badges of honor, doled out by some cowardly field commander, who rarely if ever gives out the purple heart, no matter how many times you take one for the team. However, I am paying a pretty penny to go to a top-notch ski resort for the sole purpose of skiing well enough to attract the attention of lovely ski-bunnies, the company of whom I plan on spending tommorrow night with in the hot tub.

I rest my case your honor.
ahhh... ski bunnies, their fur is so much softer that the snow shoe type.
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deadpuppiesandwhores wrote:ahhh... ski bunnies, their fur is so much softer that the snow shoe type.
Yes. To comment more would sully my already tarnished reputation amongst the sophisticates and debutantes of the board.

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I'm drinking Heineken (with 5% alcohol, as opposed to the 4,7% stuff that you get here in Norway) how are you guys?
Can't keep a good Bunnie down!

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they pull that crap here too. It's the same beer measured and labeled differently.
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Yeah, i brought the 5% back from Amsterdam, you know my dad says that when beer gets to "make its own way", its natural alcohol %, will be something around 5,5, just thought you wantedt to know :wink:
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LA la la la, i am getting very drunk here now, that 5% Heineken is sure doing it's stuff.
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Are you a gurl?
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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No, i am a guy ( i have a penis )
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Gwynn wrote:you know my dad says that when beer gets to "make its own way", its natural alcohol %, will be something around 5,5, just thought you wantedt to know :wink:
so that would make a 60min ipa an over achiever? and for that matter, the 90 and 120 min would be like some poor little gymnasts starving themselves until they are no longer able to bare children. those poor, deformed, callused-handed beers.

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well, wel love them anyways right? :wink:
thanks for your post Maria!
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it IS friday!

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At long fucking last! Friday! Two days without work, Thank you Jeebus. Although I drink every night, and usually can't exactly remember getting home, at the weekend I can really hit it properly, both afternoon and night. Oh yeah, I'm going to get funeral drunk. Only without the funeral.

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Beans. Green ones. From a can.
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tacos, beef ones, in a shell

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jerky, peppered in shrinkwrap.
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pork chops. and pork chops.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

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