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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by John Barleycorn » Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:29 pm

I wouldn't want to order a sloe comfortable screw in public.

3 oz sloe gin
3 oz Southern Comfort
3 oz orange juice
3 oz vodka

But maybe I should try one. It sounds like it packs a good punch.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by JimLahey » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:13 pm

John Barleycorn wrote:I wouldn't want to order a sloe comfortable screw in public.

3 oz sloe gin
3 oz Southern Comfort
3 oz orange juice
3 oz vodka

But maybe I should try one. It sounds like it packs a good punch.
Yikes! That's a one way ticket to shitsville.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by John Barleycorn » Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:32 pm

JimLahey wrote:
John Barleycorn wrote:I wouldn't want to order a sloe comfortable screw in public.

3 oz sloe gin
3 oz Southern Comfort
3 oz orange juice
3 oz vodka

But maybe I should try one. It sounds like it packs a good punch.
Yikes! That's a one way ticket to shitsville.
No kidding. Pink panty peeler ahoy!

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Resident Asshole » Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:32 pm

peetie44 wrote:So good of you to clearly and precisely establish what "open-minded when it comes to drinking means" to the rest of us.
Not sure if you are serious or not, but I'm not the one defining it.

Open-minded: having a mind receptive to new ideas

Discriminating: differentiating; analytical

Those are straight from the dictionary. I was open-minded to Bud Light in the past so I tried it. I didn't and don't like it. So now I discriminate and don't order it.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Wingman » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:10 pm

you people should be ashamed of yourselves for not ordering me more drinks in public!
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by John Barleycorn » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:13 pm

you people should be ashamed of yourselves for not ordering me more drinks in pubic!

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Wingman » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:37 pm

yeah, what he said!
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by John Barleycorn » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:39 pm

Wingman wrote:yeah, what he said!
Pubic drinks are the best.

What I believe should be avoided is re-inventing the wheel. There shouldn't be people trying to re-invent a drink like the stinger with mint flavored vodka when the stinger already exists.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Surreal » Wed Aug 24, 2011 3:54 pm

Smatter Noguts wrote:I was in the Viceroy about a week after I took R.A. and his girlfriend there and a couple walks in and she orders an Appletini.

Janice the bartendress gives here a look and says, deadpan, "Seriously?"
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by John Barleycorn » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:23 pm

Smatter Noguts wrote:I was in the Viceroy about a week after I took R.A. and his girlfriend there and a couple walks in and she orders an Appletini.

Janice the bartendress gives here a look and says, deadpan, "Seriously?"
I believe there is a time, a place, and a way to get any drink that exists. An Appletini is bad. Mostly because it is an abomination of a martini. But would a Berentzen Apfelkorn be so offensive? I believe it would not.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by captain gonzo » Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:42 pm

Appletinis are allowed when watching scrubs marathons....that is all
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Rooster » Wed Aug 24, 2011 7:42 pm

I'm ashamed to order the "Louie"...

It is, in no particular order:
1 oz of pussy.
1 oz of passing out before the tab comes around.
1 oz of slap-fighting like a school-girl who got fucked for the first time.
1 oz of beard-groping.
1 oz of are you still reading this?
1 oz of get a lap dance and pointing to your white friend as your payee/holder of your wallet.
1 oz of naked bicycle riding.
1 oz of doing headstands when your feet are incapable of supporting you.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by mr.dirty pants » Wed Aug 24, 2011 9:29 pm

1 oz of pussy.


Seems a bit low to me. Never order less than 5 oz of pussy.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by John Barleycorn » Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:00 am

Brass Monkeys might not look like the manliest drinks, but they'll fuck you up.

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