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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Jiggers McCoy » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:35 pm

My unsolicited commentary on this horseshit


● [Good bourbon] and coke - Agree, would extend to almost any bourbon

● A body shot - these don't really get ordered anyway, just offered

● Vodka Tonic - pretty innocuous, not my fave but could do worse

● Vodka Redbull - see above

● Screwdriver - good for breakfast or on an airplane

● Grasshopper/Girl Scout Cookie - my grandma makes the best ones, so I would never order one out

● Jagerbombs - pretty fratty, but when in Rome

● Hard cider - Agree on this one, but some people like it

● Black & tan - agree, if only for the unnecessary difficulty factor

● Tequila sunrise - deliciousness, so fuck off

● Malibu & ____ - need malibu in lots of tiki drinks, so fuck off

● "Whatever she's having" - what if she's having Old Granddad 100 with a Schlitz back, also known as HEAVEN?

● Hot Toddy - you have a bad cold, so you shouldnt be out at a bar anyhow, Typhoid Mary

● Frangelico - Not sure what this is, but I dont think anyone drinks it straight

● Disaronno - See above

● Ciroc - just because P Diddy markets it doesnt mean it isn't vodka. spend your money however you want

● ____tini - I also feel the "tini" suffix is overused

● Sex on the Beach - Bachelorette parties have to order something

● White Russian - better for home, but if you like em go for it

● Frozen Strawberry Daiquiri - but straight up is fine??

● Shots with more than one ingredient - even three wise men?

● Cosmo - tasty, despite the Sex and the City association

● Pinot Grigio - not my first choice, but will do on a hot day

● Long Island Iced Tea - awesome
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Frankennietzsche » Sun Aug 14, 2011 9:32 pm

John Barleycorn wrote:
kowalski wrote: Ordering a Black & Tan in an Irish bar might be a mistake though...
In the US there are a lot of Irish pubs that are really just bars run by someone who might have an Irish grandparent or something like that. One drink common in such establishments is the Irish carbomb. Once my brother and I went into an Irish pub in Germany, staffed by real Irish people. When my brother ordered an Irish carbomb he got a dirty look. It didn't help that this was about a week after the Omagh bombing.
The Black & Tan would be a troublemaker if A) anybody remembered any history and/or 2} most people call what is really an Half & Half, the B&T.

Also, even worse than that, to a lot of people, a Black & Tan is just a dark beer and a light/lite beer.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Wingman » Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:32 am

what is this "shame" you people speak of?
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by John Barleycorn » Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:54 am

I'll have to order a round of Sex on the Beaches for everyone in a bar sometime.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Mr Boozificator » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:43 am

John Barleycorn wrote:I'll have to order a round of Sex on the Beaches for everyone in a bar sometime.
I prefer Sex on the Bitches.
sorry
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by John Barleycorn » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:51 am

Mr Boozificator wrote:
John Barleycorn wrote:I'll have to order a round of Sex on the Beaches for everyone in a bar sometime.
I prefer Sex on the Bitches.
sorry
Or sex with the bitches.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Wingman » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:57 am

why isn't "non-alcoholic beer" on the list?

also, the comments to this list are pretty good.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Mr Boozificator » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:03 am

Wingman wrote:why isn't "non-alcoholic beer" on the list?

also, the comments to this list are pretty good.
Hey now, we're good simple honest people around here, don't start using that kind of sick vocabulary please mister "I've seen horrors in my bar".
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by John Barleycorn » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:29 am

Wingman wrote:why isn't "non-alcoholic beer" on the list?

also, the comments to this list are pretty good.
I drink NA beer when it's hot really hot and I'm working/driving.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Wingman » Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:41 am

John Barleycorn wrote: I drink NA beer when it's hot really hot and I'm working/driving.
and no shame in that, either.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Mr Boozificator » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:31 am

Wingman wrote:
John Barleycorn wrote: I drink NA beer when it's hot really hot and I'm working/driving.
and no shame in that, either.
Ooooooh this is so evil that even I am impressed.
We're all going to get punished for this, I tell you.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Wingman » Mon Aug 15, 2011 11:45 am

Mr Boozificator wrote: Ooooooh this is so evil that even I am impressed.
We're all going to get punished for this, I tell you.
kinda like the guy that's already serving a few life sentences, i figured once they allowed a frenchman on the fourms, why not be as sinful as we like?
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Mr Boozificator » Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:00 pm

Wingman wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote: Ooooooh this is so evil that even I am impressed.
We're all going to get punished for this, I tell you.
kinda like the guy that's already serving a few life sentences, i figured once they allowed a frenchman on the fourms, why not be as sinful as we like?
Each time one of us drinks that kind of beer, a leprechaun dies, a buxom wench in Munich looses a size of bra and Thirsty wakes up in his sleep drenched in cold sweat.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Judge » Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:44 pm

There are worse things he could wake up drenched in.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by peetie44 » Mon Aug 15, 2011 2:48 pm

Order and drink watch you want...FTW.
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