Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by captain gonzo » Mon Aug 15, 2011 5:18 pm

peetie44 wrote:Order and drink watch you want...FTW.
Damn straight....alcoholism should not be a form of discrimination against certain drinks, its should just be being unable to discriminate against anything with alcohol in as long as its there.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Wingman » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:07 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote: Each time one of us drinks that kind of beer, a leprechaun dies, a buxom wench in Munich looses a size of bra and Thirsty wakes up in his sleep drenched in cold sweat.
look, dude. i know english is not your native language, but you do pick fights here on an english-language website, so.... i was saying n.a. beer should be on the list of drinks one should be ashamed of ordering!

you git.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Screwball » Mon Aug 15, 2011 6:14 pm

peetie44 wrote:Order and drink watch you want...FTW.

It is as simple as that, kiddos.

I once had a bartender serve me a "Martini" in a highball glass and with vodka.

Ya know what I did?

I Drank it down in one go and said, "Miss, that was not a Martini. Fill this fucker up with some Gin this time and keep 'em coming."

So the rest of the night I Drank "Fuckers".


They ain't bad at all.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Mr Boozificator » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:36 am

Wingman wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote: Each time one of us drinks that kind of beer, a leprechaun dies, a buxom wench in Munich looses a size of bra and Thirsty wakes up in his sleep drenched in cold sweat.
look, dude. i know english is not your native language, but you do pick fights here on an english-language website, so.... i was saying n.a. beer should be on the list of drinks one should be ashamed of ordering!

you git.

let's have some manhattans!
Hey Wingman, I understood perfectly, which my comments show I think, but I also used this opportunity to go on a rant, which is a pub activity. And now that I look at the posts in reverse chronological order, there is a very very compromising picture of you declaring that there is nothing wrong with drinking fake beer.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Resident Asshole » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:19 am

My girl is pregnant and she drinks NA beer. As for the list, drink what you want.

If all you drink is Jager and Bud Light, we might not get along. But, I will still say you can drink what you want.

I drink vodka-crans, rumpleminz and whiskey. If you think I'm a puss, I don't care. I also do straight shots of bourbon.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by JohnnyT » Tue Aug 16, 2011 11:28 am

Resident Asshole wrote:My girl is pregnant....


meh, it happens.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by KissMyPabst » Tue Aug 16, 2011 1:00 pm

Wingman wrote:what is this "shame" you people speak of?
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by captain gonzo » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:53 pm

I dont get the screwdriver issue...I mean if its hot and you want a quick refresher, or its before noon and you just want a breakfasty drink a screwdriver is fine. I used to drink them at work to hide the fact I was drinking because a carton of OJ makes stealth drinking easy.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by DeeboCools » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:37 pm

never thought of drinking non-alcoholic beer when I couldn't be drunk. Does it really have a bite like alcohol'd beer does? nowadays I just slug down those terrible things they call "soft drinks" when I can't drink
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Savage » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:41 pm

I can't imagine ordering any drink and being ashamed. If it is offered, and I fancy it, I'll order it, and drink it. You have a problem with that? Fuck off!
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Savage » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:42 pm

That being said, I most enjoy a triple shot of Makers. On the rocks if the weather is above freezing.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Rabies » Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:51 pm

just bought and watches the outlaw Josie wales with Jeremiah Jonson and drank a fifth of e w when it comes down to it I would have to say Jeremiah Johnson is better an possibly rte beat movie made youre not drunk enough
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by mr.dirty pants » Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:37 pm

Cosmo. No manly way to order this.

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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by drunkensooner » Fri Aug 19, 2011 10:52 pm

captain gonzo wrote:
peetie44 wrote:Order and drink watch you want...FTW.
Damn straight....alcoholism should not be a form of discrimination against certain drinks, its should just be being unable to discriminate against anything with alcohol in as long as its there.
Man, I've been arguing that for years. A drunks a drunk right? Case closed he/she is ok in my book.

But Id never order a cosmo. Wver. Whiskey is the best and thats it.
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Re: Drinks you should be ashamed to order in public

Post by Wingman » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:28 pm

mr.dirty pants wrote:Cosmo. No manly way to order this.
"double knob creek, neat, and a cosmo for the lady here."

there.
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