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a riddle

Post by DeeboCools » Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:03 pm

What do people who don't drink do when they get off of work?

Just sit there?
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Re: a riddle

Post by Judge » Thu Aug 18, 2011 10:34 pm

Pie.
Proverbs 31:6&7

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Re: a riddle

Post by Mr Boozificator » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:24 am

Cry and slap their ugly wives?
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Re: a riddle

Post by Wingman » Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:43 am

DeeboCools wrote: Just sit there?
this almost made me laugh while talking to a client.

i'm guessing they sit in traffic getting more and more frustrated. maybe go to the gym?
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Re: a riddle

Post by Booz Hound » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:31 pm

DeeboCools wrote:What do people who don't drink do when they get off of work?

Just sit there?
Bitch about work... and I would assume how jealous they are of the hard partying neighbors.
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Re: a riddle

Post by Jags » Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:39 pm

Judging by the times when my wife is on a diet and only drinks once every week or two I would "guess" that they just bitch about how much their life sucks. She's a much happier person when she drinks every day and it's not like she's fat or anything.
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Re: a riddle

Post by sloweducation » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:19 pm

my old lady occasionally likes to hit the herb after working at her government job, which can make her really into making my drinks and laughing at my jokes.

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Re: a riddle

Post by Wingman » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:15 pm

Booz Hound wrote: Bitch about work....
"there's a support group for that. it's called everybody. they meet at the bar." --drew carey
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Re: a riddle

Post by DeeboCools » Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:46 am

Wingman wrote:
Booz Hound wrote: Bitch about work....
"there's a support group for that. it's called everybody. they meet at the bar." --drew carey
Ha ha! perfect.
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Re: a riddle

Post by DeeboCools » Sat Aug 20, 2011 8:47 am

Mr Boozificator wrote:Cry and slap their ugly wives?
that's what I actually imagine. You hear a lot about domestic abuse being related to drink, but I'm pretty sure having a few simmered down more than a few disputes.
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Re: a riddle

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:40 am

Hey man all them dry people got lives and shit they're just miserable
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: a riddle

Post by Wingman » Mon Aug 22, 2011 7:51 am

DeeboCools wrote: I'm pretty sure having a few simmered down more than a few disputes.
yeah, like i've recently taken to saying, you never hear about all the times alcohol saved someone's marriage.
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Re: a riddle

Post by Savage » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:00 pm

1. Lemonade. 2. Tea.

Any other stupid questions? And while you're up, pour me a Maker's on the fucking rocks. (Por favor, Sil vous plait, and all that shit.)
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Re: a riddle

Post by Judge » Mon Aug 22, 2011 10:59 pm

Savage wrote:1. Lemonade. 2. Tea.

Any other stupid questions? And while you're up, pour me a Maker's on the fucking rocks. (Por favor, Sil vous plait, and all that shit.)
I see he's working on your last nerve. Next you'll be waxing proflic about the Seine.
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Re: a riddle

Post by Savage » Mon Aug 22, 2011 11:07 pm

My last nerve went south quite a bit of time ago. And do not talk about the Seine. It makes me want to take an axe to a certain frog. And by the by, my little grandsprog went to kindergarten today, for the very first time. He was quite excited, and did not want the hugs and kisses of his momz and grandmomz. He would not even pose for photos, except from behind trees, and he kept getting distracted, by the little girls around him. I am afraid that he will be like his grandma, and get in trouble, kissing the opposite sex on the playground.
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