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Savage wrote:My last nerve went south quite a bit of time ago. And do not talk about the Seine. It makes me want to take an axe to a certain frog. And by the by, my little grandsprog went to kindergarten today, for the very first time. He was quite excited, and did not want the hugs and kisses of his momz and grandmomz. He would not even pose for photos, except from behind trees, and he kept getting distracted, by the little girls around him. I am afraid that he will be like his grandma, and get in trouble, kissing the opposite sex on the playground.
Bless his little heart. This will cost a lot.
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Savage wrote:My last nerve went south quite a bit of time ago. And do not talk about the Seine. It makes me want to take an axe to a certain frog. And by the by, my little grandsprog went to kindergarten today, for the very first time. He was quite excited, and did not want the hugs and kisses of his momz and grandmomz. He would not even pose for photos, except from behind trees, and he kept getting distracted, by the little girls around him. I am afraid that he will be like his grandma, and get in trouble, kissing the opposite sex on the playground.
She thinks about me all the time and want to offer me axes...
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Great thread. This is something I will never understood. Like what else could you possibly do? What else is there to do in the evenings? I can only take so many walks and watch so many movies. I'd lose my mind without alcohol at the end of the day.
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Jeekas. I hope I never find out.
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On my days off I yell at children; sometimes my own. I don't like those days.
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