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Sweet 16 party

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It's my baby sister's party today and there's no keg!? What bollocks is this? My, how times have changed...
Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
A little early isn't it, Woody?
For a beer?
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Yeah, what kind of party is it if all those 16 year old girls don't get fucking shitfaced?
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any gathering of people with no alcohol involved should be considered a terrorist threat
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16th birthdays are all about getting shitfaced...i still dont remember mine.
Drunk? I'm not drunk! You wouldn't dare accuse me of that if I was s0ber!
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DeeboCools wrote:any gathering of people with no alcohol involved should be considered a terrorist threat
Sweet lord, now I hear they're planning on playing "water pong." Sounds like Al Qaeda or Hitler Youth to me. Looks like drunken big bro is going to have to step in and win one for Uncle Sam.
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Sixteen year old girls giggling all around, this is definitely a mission for me.
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Nah. Spending an evening with a bunch of drunk 16 year olds doesn't sound that great to me.

But really if a teenager cannot find a way to make sure there is booze at the party then they don't deserve it.
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Mr Boozificator wrote:Sixteen year old girls giggling all around, this is definitely a mission for me.
Exactly! Teen poon is a powerful thing. Drunk teen poon is even more unfathomably awesome.
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Ever get that feeling like your name's being put on a list?
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:Ever get that feeling like your name's being put on a list?
**giggle**
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DeeboCools wrote:any gathering of people with no alcohol involved should be considered a terrorist threat
at the very lest, it can't have the word "party" attached to it.
Stupid should hurt.

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Mr Boozificator wrote:Sixteen year old girls giggling all around, this is definitely a mission for me.

PATHETIC.
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I remember 16 year old girls (and this is long before my daughters were 16-and that was over 10 years ago-Gawd I'm old). The thing 16 year old boys can't calculate (because they never paid attention in math class) is the 41.3 seconds from where a drunk 16 year old girls is willing to say "yes" and that moment when she pukes all over the front carpet of your piece of shit car and needs to be taken home to a less than approving father.
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Savage wrote:
Mr Boozificator wrote:Sixteen year old girls giggling all around, this is definitely a mission for me.

PATHETIC.
What, just because they're young, they should be denied the guidance of a more mature man and his seriously more experienced dirty dirty ways? Who ruled 16 years old girls were sentenced to the clumsy moves of boys the same age?
Tyrant!
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Judge wrote:I remember 16 year old girls (and this is long before my daughters were 16-and that was over 10 years ago-Gawd I'm old). The thing 16 year old boys can't calculate (because they never paid attention in math class) is the 41.3 seconds from where a drunk 16 year old girls is willing to say "yes" and that moment when she pukes all over the front carpet of your piece of shit car and needs to be taken home to a less than approving father.
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