Guilty Pleasures
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- Chimneyfish
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
I always run my fingers along the path between my nutsack and leg and then smell them.
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
Nothin wrong with a solid tiki drink. When they're made properly (like at Tiki Ti's and NYPK) they're not overly sweet and nothing to be ashamed ofJiggers McCoy wrote:Sometimes I like Rum Runners or other fruity tiki drinks, but I only order them at tiki bars or on the beach.
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Scarry confession 101.Chimneyfish wrote:I always run my fingers along the path between my nutsack and leg and then smell them.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
- JimLahey
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
Every guy has done this at least once.Chimneyfish wrote:I always run my fingers along the path between my nutsack and leg and then smell them.
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Re: Guilty Pleasures
Love the responses, everyone. I guess I do have to add another to the list. A friend of mine had a birthday coming up and the big thing with flavored Vodka now is "Cake Flavored." Bought a handle of it (on sale) for myself and the birthday boy. Long story short, birthday boy pussed out and I did 21 shots in his honor...and then some. That handle was damn near extinct the next morning...as well as my brain cells. Best morning breath I ever woke up with though...
- Wingman
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The Redhead told me to go to bedc like 2 hours ago. does that count?
Stupid should hurt.
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I was doing so well but you had to say hadn't you, you just had to remind me of this gigantic gap in my girl related life.Wingman wrote:The Redhead told me to go to bedc like 2 hours ago. does that count?
Well', I'll just go buy myself some wine. That will be all your responsibility, Mr "I've got a redhead and we're so happy" Gnannananaananananaaananananananna.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=french+redheadsMr Boozificator wrote: I was doing so well but you had to say hadn't you, you just had to remind me of this gigantic gap in my girl related life.
Stupid should hurt.
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk
"We're better than mere people, we're DRUNKARDS."
--ThirstyDrunk
Re: Guilty Pleasures
A favorite bar i used to front served martinis in big gawdy pink twisted stem glasses. dry ass hell but with bar crystal like that its hard to look sophistamacated.
"Trinke liebchen, trinke schnell, trinken macht die augen hell!"
- Aloysius_of_Tahiti
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I like to fart in bed and then pull the sheet over my head so I can inhale it full-force.
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Somebody, please close that thread.Aloysius82 wrote:I like to fart in bed and then pull the sheet over my head so I can inhale it full-force.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Self-inflicted Dutch Oven!Aloysius82 wrote:I like to fart in bed and then pull the sheet over my head so I can inhale it full-force.
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Nothing says "let's get drunk enough to commit some felonies" like a 5 liter bucket of ZombiesJiggers McCoy wrote:Sometimes I like Rum Runners or other fruity tiki drinks, but I only order them at tiki bars or on the beach.
My father-in-law makes pretty good Cosmos. Nice and translucent, not the thick kool aid you'd get at an Applebee's or whatever.