Judge wrote:Give your wallet to a very trusted friend. Not a girlfriend, a friend. Make sure you're wearing old underwear and have $20 bucks in cab fare in the left back pocket of your pants.
If you have more than one credit card bring the one with the lowest available credit.
Work on being very polite to the bartender and try for a seat on either end (if you are right handed try for the right end of the bar for puke purposes). Not that you should puke but you might do it wrong.
Tip heavily because you're proclamations on the whiskys will not impress the bartender but he/she will keep them coming.
She doesn't think you're cute or funny. She'll leave when your card maxes out.
This is lots of valuable advice that shouldn't be ignored but sadly will be. Can this be worked into a user's agreement or something before entering MDM?
